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Day: February 20, 2013

Do me a favor. The next couple of days when you go into work, pat a co-worker on the back. Then, after you’ve established you’re a back-patter, pat him or her on the butt instead.

Notice how you’re now sitting through a sexual harassment seminar? That’s because the buttocks are an erogenous zone, just like nipples. Now, I’m not saying that parents who spank their children are doing it with erotic intent, of course. But I would suggest that if you wouldn’t put a clothespin on your kid’s nipple for misbehaving, maybe think twice about applying pain to another erogenous zone.

I know, you got mild torture on your erogenous zone when you were a kid, and you grew up just fine, and the problem with kids today is no one is torturing their erogenous zones, I get it. But maybe we should think twice about the whole erogenous-zone-torture thing.

mrskullhead – on spanking as a form of corporal punishment

Do me a favor. The next couple of days when you go into work, pat a co-worker on the back. Then, after you’ve established you’re a back-patter, pat him or her on the butt instead.

Notice how you’re now sitting through a sexual harassment seminar? That’s because the buttocks are an erogenous zone, just like nipples. Now, I’m not saying that parents who spank their children are doing it with erotic intent, of course. But I would suggest that if you wouldn’t put a clothespin on your kid’s nipple for misbehaving, maybe think twice about applying pain to another erogenous zone.

I know, you got mild torture on your erogenous zone when you were a kid, and you grew up just fine, and the problem with kids today is no one is torturing their erogenous zones, I get it. But maybe we should think twice about the whole erogenous-zone-torture thing.

mrskullhead – on spanking as a form of corporal punishment

OBEY
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
CONSUME
WATCH TV
THIS IS YOUR GOD

Forget about the contest, Google just has to get Rowdy Roddy Piper as their spokesman. And by “spokesman”, I mean having him personally pick fights with people in alleyways to get them to wear the glasses…

Strange Interlude at 10:25 AM

OBEY
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
CONSUME
WATCH TV
THIS IS YOUR GOD

Forget about the contest, Google just has to get Rowdy Roddy Piper as their spokesman. And by “spokesman”, I mean having him personally pick fights with people in alleyways to get them to wear the glasses…

Strange Interlude at 10:25 AM