Om nom nom pancakes terrysdiary: Rebecca tasting the butter on…
Om nom nom pancakes
Rebecca tasting the butter on her pancakes.
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I remember this dinner, soon it was smothered in…
I remember this dinner, soon it was smothered in Chicken
Metroid Dinner (via Kevin Wardrop)
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Making the Bride Cry
If you know me; you know I have a deep-seated need to stir things up occasionally. I enjoy the odd wheeze, especially if a family member is the victim.
My sister married last weekend, the service was lovely and Dave (the new husbands) extended family were a joy to welcome to "The Bruce County Wardrops" LoL.
However, being a wedding and being one of those High-Stress occasions, the opportunity to torment my sister was ever elevated.
1) My daughter was the flower girl, her appearance and hair were super important.
2) I was the odd-jobber on the wedding, taking video and MC'ing providing music for the reception.
With that in mind, I used the phone to make the wedding march unforgettable.
About 8 weeks ago I called Kerry to talk about my Daughter's bad day at school. She had gotten gum in her hair, Kerry commiserated about how bad that can be with long hair. I then went on about how they had tried ice and other remedies but that the gum was so close to her scalp... at this point Kerry took firm notice of what I was saying. I went on that they (the school) had to cut the gum loose and that the patch was so large that we had to clip my daughter's hair to the scalp to match. Kerry was aghast, and became nearly ill over the matter, with only a couple of months until the wedding the flower girl would be sinead o'conner. I let the rope out for as long as I could stand it, admitting only when tears were flowing that it was all a wheeze.
Kerry will probably never forgive me for that; I know she won't forgive me for what i did last Thursday.
At about 3PM on Thursday My mother called wondering when I would get to Kincardine, I was already there. I was sitting in an easy chair in my Parents living room, waiting for My mother and sister to return from the shops. Taking the opportunity I announced that I would not in fact be coming, having been roped into something important at the office. Two days before the wedding and I wouldn't be able to come. Both my Mother and My Sister become hideously upset, how could this happen? Did they know what this would do to the wedding? You're the DJ, we need you here! This went on for ages, I kept them on the line for a good 10 minutes alternating between indignation and anger. When I let slip that I was instead at the house and already in Kincardine you could almost feel the pair of them gear their shoulders up to smack me when they came home.
Oh, I know these are cruel, but what kind of big brother would I be if I let the opportunity pass?
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Making the Bride cry
If you know me; you know I have a deep-seated need to stir things up occasionally. I enjoy the odd wheeze, especially if a family member is the victim.
My sister married last weekend, the service was lovely and Dave (the new husbands) extended family were a joy to welcome to “The Bruce County Wardrops” LoL.
However, being a wedding and being one of those High-Stress occasions, the opportunity to torment my sister was ever elevated.
1) My daughter was the flower girl, her appearance and hair were super important.
2) I was the odd-jobber on the wedding, taking video and MC’ing providing music for the reception.
With that in mind, I used the phone to make the wedding march unforgettable.
About 8 weeks ago I called Kerry to talk about my Daughter’s bad day at school. She had gotten gum in her hair, Kerry commiserated about how bad that can be with long hair. I then went on about how they had tried ice and other remedies but that the gum was so close to her scalp… at this point Kerry took firm notice of what I was saying. I went on that they (the school) had to cut the gum loose and that the patch was so large that we had to clip my daughter’s hair to the scalp to match. Kerry was aghast, and became nearly ill over the matter, with only a couple of months until the wedding the flower girl would be sinead o’conner. I let the rope out for as long as I could stand it, admitting only when tears were flowing that it was all a wheeze.
Kerry will probably never forgive me for that; I know she won’t forgive me for what i did last Thursday.
At about 3PM on Thursday My mother called wondering when I would get to Kincardine, I was already there. I was sitting in an easy chair in my Parents living room, waiting for My mother and sister to return from the shops. Taking the opportunity I announced that I would not in fact be coming, having been roped into something important at the office. Two days before the wedding and I wouldn’t be able to come. Both my Mother and My Sister become hideously upset, how could this happen? Did they know what this would do to the wedding? You’re the DJ, we need you here! This went on for ages, I kept them on the line for a good 10 minutes alternating between indignation and anger. When I let slip that I was instead at the house and already in Kincardine you could almost feel the pair of them gear their shoulders up to smack me when they came home.
Oh, I know these are cruel, but what kind of big brother would I be if I let the opportunity pass?
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Republicans Demand Two-Month, Taxpayer-Funded Recess After Election
Republicans Demand Two-Month, Taxpayer-Funded Recess After Election:
A two month, tax-payer funded vacation, just in case someone uses their elected power to do “somethin’ “
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Again this morning? No, not enough raw materials…. these…
Again this morning? No, not enough raw materials…. these were amazing though
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brilliant addition. brilliant.
Thanks, it’s what popped into my skull when I read it.
I can’t get over how much he looks like some random dude at Jack Astors or Applebees there http://scottfriday.tumblr.com/post/857142818/i-made-this-over-a-year-ago-and-i-still-find-it
Who’d a thunk the star of Real Genius and Top Secret would end up looking like some random dude in 30 years?
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"This is why you think movies are getting dumber SCHNEIDER: Yeah, I think the problem primarily is…"
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This is why you think movies are getting dumber
SCHNEIDER: Yeah, I think the problem primarily is that it’s become a global business instead of an American business. Nobody wants to invest a lot of money in something that they can’t sell overseas. A movies comes out and it tanks in the U.S. and it makes a half-a-billion dollars overseas. That was a safety net but, after awhile, the safety net becomes the mantra. They say that if our safety net is overseas then we better make movies that play overseas. So, now you’re trying to make a movie for EVERYBODY in the world. Try sitting down with a blank piece of paper, write “Fade In,” and think of an idea for everybody in the world. That’s why you’re getting the movies you’re getting. People wonder why they’re dumbed down and so hook-driven, it’s because if it’s a story about a naked ghost stewardess, that’s something everybody knows but not everybody knows about stories like a hermit who lives in the corner of town up a hill.
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- http://www.movieretriever.com/blog/768/interview-with-aaron-schneider-director-of-get-low
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Yeah, it’s a square dance in the south, that is one…
Yeah, it’s a square dance in the south, that is one amazing Unibrow back there in the middle of the photo
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