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Man: “I want the lamb burger, but the lettuce and tomato I want separate.”
Server: “Sure, no problem, I’ll have it put on the side for you.”
Man: “No, I want it to come out first.”
Server: “You want the lettuce and tomato first?”
Man: “Yes, I want the lettuce and tomato to come out first and can you cut it up in the back? Also, I want some dressing.”
Server: “So you want a side salad?”
Man: “No, I want the lettuce and tomato cut up to come out first. I’m not paying for a side salad.”

And since you are getting a side salad made for you someone is being paid to make it special so you are gonna be charged for the side salad you are trying not to pay for.

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