Let’s get right to it
50 Shades of
BDSM and Sensuality are nowhere to be found in this hollywood bean flicker about Dakota Johnson and some Dude who is #notmychristian. It’s a Hollywood take on a BDSM movie that doesn’t star Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Akroyd. Without that dynamic duo, who has the time for it?
How would this movie be improved by a sprinkling of Calamari with evil intent?
Two Words. Slimy Sex. Okay, three. Slimy Wet Sex? No, moist. That’s it. Moist. Everything would be moist. I have it on good authority that moist is a wholly despicable word, So I’ve taken the liberty to moisten this whole paragraph up in anticipation. I got nothing, I remembered the Dan Akroyd Rosie O’Donnell Sex movie and my mind went to its happy place and didn’t want to come back.
Lemmie take another swing at this.
Christian Grey? Or Gray, what way is it. Not Still stuck on Rosie in Bondage gear.
It was just startling, she was already middle aged and so was Dan Akroyd. It’s called Exit to Eden. THAT Movie could have used some human sized squid, to ink out our memories! I have exactly three good memories about that movie and they have little to do with the movie itself.
King Kong is the story about how a girl can go away on an overseas adventure, come home and her summer romance follows her home in steerage, Things are all going well for him, he has a show on Broadway, he’s even the star; but when the Girl isn’t on his same wavelength he takes things to extremes and ends up getting hurt,
How could King Kong be improved with a Giant Squid?
For once the Giant Squid is not one of the “bad guys” Gail finds herself alone in the wilderness; next to a blue pond when a massive, squishy head emerges. Another Giant Monster. It looms over her, tentacles caressing and teasing her, a massive beak just feet from her. Fetid air around it. It opens it’s mouth and… says “Gurrrrl, you should get away from Kong now, he’s only going to snatch you up and run away with you”
Later, standing over Kong’s body Gail gets a telegram with the words ‘I told you so. Squid”
How could Mrs. Doubtfire be improved by adding a Giant Squid?
I’ve been short on ideas and energy these past couple of days. I thought I had a winning idea for a short story this morning, but I’ve forgotten it between the shower and coming into the shack this morning.
Speaking of this morning, we tried to fix an impact printer today. I was difficult, mostly due to the lack of instantaneous feedback and access to print queues. Even though we performed the physical repair of the unit, I don’t think we actually fixed it. Which doesn’t do much for my customer’s confidence in us nor own own sense of self-worth.
In terms of disclosure; here are some ideas that I didn’t write about over the past couple of days:
- Since I defended Mike Myers, why don’t I defend Edie Murphy too?
- Why I liked the US version of “Pulse”
- Post-Armageddon Kids and the death of Reason (Short Story idea that just came back to me)
- GM and Canada, why does corporate investment by a government not come with strings like “you have to keep these jobs in the country”?
- My Parking Ticket.
So, yeah, ideas I have now. The will to put finger to key on all of them? I have to form the ideas around them first.
Oh, yeah (the revisions feature of 2.6 is Boss)
Rogers has brought down the axe on yet another CityTV mailstay, Ed the Sock is out:
In another move that signals changes at Citytv, Ed and Red’s Night Party is being cancelled as of Aug. 31, but according to the man behind the incorrigible sock puppet, Ed the Sock is far from dead.
“There’s no ill will. Things change,” said Steve Kerzner, Ed’s voice and creator. “We just don’t really fit, I guess, as presently constituted, with what they wanted to do with the channel.”
Kerzner says he was told that Citytv’s new corporate parent, Rogers, would like to attract more female viewers. He also says that he’s been feeling restless and wants to branch out and do more than just the late night show.
Toronto Star: Rogers to Ed: Put a sock in it
“In order to fit with where they’re taking the channel, the show (most recently titled Ed and Red’s Night Party) would have to change, and it would have seemed to be selling out. Better to make a new show than alter the one everybody seemed to love.”
London Free Press: Ed the Sock gets the boot from CityTV
At least the headlines weren’t deliberatly false here, just the writers or copy editors working through their foot and sock puns. (“Darn it, Ed the Sock losing his CITY-TV comedy show“)
This is of course after Peter Silverman was given the unceremonious heave-ho and Speaker’s Corner got the axe, Rogers Management seem determined to put the past of CityTV behined them; which suits Big Red fine, but it does little to generate Goodwill in the community. It’s a safe bet that CityTV will no longer be “everywhere” very soon too. I know, change is inevitable; but wathcing CityTV become “Roger’s TV” has not been the most pleasant experience.
Call me when Breakfast TV becomes “Morning with Rogers”.
When I tried to visit the Beautiful People Website, I was presented with this page http://ca.beautifulpeople.net/not_supported.htm which was sad, how was going to submit my picture and determine if *I* was pretty enough for their community. It seems that no firefox user is going to be pretty enough for Beautiful People.
Chat logs from icanchat.imcorp.soulitions.chatsubo.corp
10:35AM June 25, 2008 Conversation between Bunnikller1 and JimChats
BunniKller1: Are you online?
JimChats: I am online
BunniKller1: Do you know what happened?
JimChats: I would think that you know what happend
BunniKller1: I think that something has happened outside, I see people dying on the security cameras.
JimChats: What do you see on the security cameras?
Bunnikller1: I think I see the people being gassed or something. I think it’s terrorists.
JimChats: Why do you think it’s terrorists?
Bunnikller1: Because the people are dying outside. I can see them.
JimChats: Do you want to talk about them?
Bunnikller1: No, I don’t want to talk about them anymore.
JimChats: What do you want to talk about?
Bunnikller1: I don’t know. I will go and check things out. Good Bye.
JimChats: Good Bye.
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What is your favorite cover song?
Question submitted by Ray.
Easy “Whiskey in the Jar – By Metallica”
While I love the Thin Lizzy recording (which I’m not sure is the original but c’est la vie), Metallica put such an awesome spin to it you just can’t help but get into it.
The close second (Blasphemy) “Faith” by The Boy Least likely to [do not miss the chance to listen to it loud]. This is a great cover for the Q Magazine goes to the 80s collection (and a B-Side I think) How often are you going to hear a song you can dance to that has banjos and a song you can sing along with? Inspired! Faith reminds me of my last few years in grade school and my first years of High School. These are mostly bitter memories, but there is some sweet there too. I was and still am a giant dork after all.
I would be remiss if I didn’t mention “Behind Blue Eyes” by “Limp Bizkit” I really love that cover. Damn me.
It’s a shame that we had to go home so early.
Still, this image evokes “people with guns coming out of the water” which is what I wanted from it.
Enjoy your summer, it won’t last forever kids.