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10Aug/090

Where did Cain find his wife?

If the people who purported to be such great believers were not such wetbrained morons so often; this question would be an easy softball:

“And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bore Enoch: and he built a city, and he called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.”

The story of Adam and Eve is always mis-represented as the story of all humanity; which could not be further from the truth. It is the story of the first followers of Judaism. The origin of "God's Chosen People". It stands to reason to think that a creation story about "the chosen people" would leave out the existence of people who live "just east of here" they weren't chosen. Only Adam and Eve were.

The next time someone says "It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" you can reply "Sure, but it's also Eve and Cain and Eve and Cains Son and all of Cain's brothers too, right?" Then when they are freaked out you can point them to the passage above and say:

Look dummy, the Bible isn't a literal telling of the origin of life on earth. If anything the old testament is a Gentile-Friendly version of the Talmud minus the heavy thinking and the emphasis on waiting for the Jesus to come. It's a set of stories the describe the struggle of the Jewish People to live up to their Deity.

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16Jul/090

Visually Appealing Representation of FIRE!

Nicole

Anita

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28Apr/090

Drinking with the Crazy

Doesn't that face say "Phallus Goes Here"?

Don't visit his page; it's infectiously crazy. DrinkwithBob is all about selling ads for his Mouth Stretching goods. Not for me; not for you. If you need yuor mouth stretched, let me suggest the Pear of Agony. It's less of a chore.

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26Apr/090

Silly Moron, That's like Asking for a Missle Accident

Silly YouTube Comment asking for a Missle Strike

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20Jan/090

Crazy Like a FOX! (UPDATED)

If you didn't see this "thinking" coming down the pipe when Justice Roberts intentionally flubbed the Oath, then you should shake your head and get it on straight. The Hope-Sauce won't stop the serious nuts from trying to tear down their enemy by any mean necessary, imagine the rules-lawyering that will be deployed over that series of words!

Expect more of this kind of stuff over the next few weeks; it'll be on snopes by end of week in an email circulated by the National Review's readership.

In case you think I'm crazy:

Obama's Oath: 'Faithfully' misspoken

Faithfully Misspoken: Close enough for Government Work?

As if on cue

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11Oct/080