Ladies and Gentelmen, TRacy Morgan the Figure
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Osborne shouldn’t be squeamish about luring businesses from Scotland – Telegraph
Better Together Telegraph shows its true colors
With a war chest for spending that roughly equals that of the NDP and Liberals together, the Conservatives have been able to unveil a campaign plane that will be used to crisscross the country this week.
And this is the first step down the path of Canada’s political system becoming as corrupt and venal as the donkey show in the States
I had a customer once who ordered their steak “medium-rare, with no pink in it.” This led to a back and forth discussion about steak doneness that the server had to relay. The customer was informed that medium-rare involved the steak having quite a bit of pink meat and that perhaps they had a well-done or medium-well in mind. No, they always got medium rare with no pink in it, they would never eat steak medium-well or well-done, they wanted medium-rare with no pink in it.
Finally, we cooked them a well done steak which they pronounced to be “Just what [they] ordered. That wasn’t so hard now, was it?”
Lord, Save me from the Proudly Ignorant; for they will inherit it all http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/here-are-some-more-stories-of-very-stupid-restaurant-cu-1721657144