I thought of this concept, it’s probably not as funny as I think it is. Oh, it also lacks a segue to make it into a good line…
Speaking of my last visit to the doctor, wouldn’t it be great if there was a medical test called “A Gravy Stain”? It sounds cute and all, but it’s like the male version of the pap smear and it involves a scraping from the lower intestine. On second thought, that wouldn’t be very great at all.
There it is, I’m not even sure if this is wholly original, but I don’t usually write down a bit like this. Maybe someone will be inspired.
Originally posted on nitemayr.vox.com