Twitter Updates for 2009-06-05

  • Micahel O’leary “If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver” Go get it! #
  • Dane Cook ripped of George Carlin in his latest Comedy Central Special… “Deleting Contacts” This was supposed to be his “Notadoucheback” #
  • It may escape the writers; everyone can go to G rated moves PG+ = -15-75% of audience … http://bit.ly/9VYTj #
  • Somebody sponsor *Shona Holmes* for US citizenship, she doesn’t belong here in Soviet Canuckistan #

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