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Month: June 2009

How I knew that in the end "Star Trek" wasn't a Nerd Flick

Somehow, all the familiar characters of the old show get themselves instantly put in charge of the bridge of the flagship of the Federation fleet. This does not compute.

–PZ Meyers

After reading an early review that expounded upon the majesty that was an utterly silent space battle I screwed my Nerd Protection Gear into place and went into the theatre expecting to be bored to death by the time the Chief Engineer explained that one could not simply go into Hyperspace and that the Kenetic and Inertial Dampners hadn’t been properly calibrated for such a level of accelleration…

I nodded off while I wrote that.

So it wasn’t that.  Not at all.  Which is great.  I would have been really disappointed in an Action Movie that didn’t make Nerds complain and whine about it’s level of authenticity.  It amazes me that when were are talking about a movie that takes place on space craft that move faster than light and shoot lasers we have to care about how realistic the plot is.  Really?

The only complaint I thought of as the movie got into gear was that they missed the timing on the car going over the cliff, how did they even miss it?  It’s a digitial edit, just just adjust the scene to match it or swap the whole jump into slow motion, take your pick.

I have no complaints about the casting as a whole save for the constant Lip Pursing that Spock was doing; seriously, was that a Zoolander impression?  All through the damn movie too.  It paid off when it became clear that he was just getting ready to eat Uhura’s head whole.

I’m not kidding.

Whole.

One Bite

He’s out of his Vulcan Mind.

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-09

  • You know what, listening to “Big White Cloud” through “Eargasm(RJdJ)” on the iPhone is pretty trippy, until you start listening to Orbital. #
  • Verified that my IDS install is working out in a Service location, all is well. The Project that had me crazy is over at last, phew…. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-05

  • Micahel O’leary “If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver” Go get it! #
  • Dane Cook ripped of George Carlin in his latest Comedy Central Special… “Deleting Contacts” This was supposed to be his “Notadoucheback” #
  • It may escape the writers; everyone can go to G rated moves PG+ = -15-75% of audience … http://bit.ly/9VYTj #
  • Somebody sponsor *Shona Holmes* for US citizenship, she doesn’t belong here in Soviet Canuckistan #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-04

  • Just woke up after dreaming about oac hs year, all my former teachers were froendly mobile corpses and the students were positive cliches #
  • This isn’t Activism; this is the minimum: http://bit.ly/hVnuC #
  • Thsi story bears all the earmarks of bullshit: http://bit.ly/fvICn #
  • I’m writing filter rules to watch for Facebook and Twitter access. #
  • Oh the wonders and horrors of pro-active monitors, Now I know one of the mac users is surfing Dave Matthews Guitar Tabs, yay! #
  • If you are interested in knowing, we are officially looking to buy a house. In a reckless and unprepared fashion. #
  • That Obama, he really is turning out to be “Jeb Bush”, isn’t he? States Secrets, Secret Trials, Anti-Union Actions… not really change… #
  • Emile Hirsch may be the most repellent actor working today, that includes “specialty” work in underground film production. No Mas, No Mas! #
  • These guys are Internet White Knights with brass balls; http://bit.ly/PTVg3
    “If you sue us we perm-blacklist you” #
  • Dear Subnormals; Is Joe the “Festive” one? http://bit.ly/OA7p0 #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-04

  • Just woke up after dreaming about oac hs year, all my former teachers were froendly mobile corpses and the students were positive cliches #
  • This isn’t Activism; this is the minimum: http://bit.ly/hVnuC #
  • Thsi story bears all the earmarks of bullshit: http://bit.ly/fvICn #
  • I’m writing filter rules to watch for Facebook and Twitter access. #
  • Oh the wonders and horrors of pro-active monitors, Now I know one of the mac users is surfing Dave Matthews Guitar Tabs, yay! #
  • If you are interested in knowing, we are officially looking to buy a house. In a reckless and unprepared fashion. #
  • That Obama, he really is turning out to be “Jeb Bush”, isn’t he? States Secrets, Secret Trials, Anti-Union Actions… not really change… #
  • Emile Hirsch may be the most repellent actor working today, that includes “specialty” work in underground film production. No Mas, No Mas! #
  • These guys are Internet White Knights with brass balls; http://bit.ly/PTVg3
    “If you sue us we perm-blacklist you” #
  • Dear Subnormals; Is Joe the “Festive” one? http://bit.ly/OA7p0 #

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