Before:
Kevin was born on the mossy hills of Scotland and lived for a while in West Lothian before the mores of pre-Thatcher and REALLY pre-Oasis Great Britain sent his family across the ocean to North America. They moved here and there and Kevin did the same when he was old enough. Now he lives in London with his family and a Dog.
Kevin Wardrop is an amateur writer, amateur photographer and professional pain in the ass. He has worked in the PC support business for most of his adult life and has been accustomed to simply answering technical questions as a matter of fiat, it was his career choice after all. Now he herds cats and puppies for a living as well as babysitting the web enterprises at the heart of western industry.
Alternate Ending to Die Hard 3
BOEHNER: We want this stand-off to end. We have a few conditio-
OBAMA: You can go fuck yourself. Every minute that goes by engenders more and justified hatred of your party. Come back when your conditions include funding the government, reducing the debt by selling a bare-knuckle boxing match between yourself and Ted Cruz on pay-per-view, getting the privilege to kiss my ass publicly every day for the remainder of my term, and Rand Paul has to touch a dead squirrel. [mike drop] Today 7:41pm
These cows don’t belong to any particular breed. They are show calves, a cross between two different high-quality breeds, bred for bovine show-business. That means that apart from their genetic characteristics, owners go out of their way to make sure the cows look their best.
