â€œFinish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______. Donâ€™t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book. Weâ€™re waiting.â€
-Whine by Toby Glenn
You can almost hear the prissy voice behind this one saying “get to work MISTER BROWN, I don’t have enough religious intrigue in my life right now!”
Former disgruntled Alter Server?
Seminary student gone bad?
Middle aged and bored with all the high-end prose on the Oprah book club list?
We may never know.