Where the hell are CPS when this is shown on TV?  Around Ontario all it (seems) takes for CPS to swoop in is an arched eyebrow from the local schoolmarm.

thedailywhat:

This Is Utterly Unacceptable of the Day: Step 1) Contact child services. Step 2) Cancel Toddlers and Tiaras. Step 3) Shut down TLC. Step 4) ?????? Step 5) The world is a much better place.

[guyism.]