This is not the first time this has happened to me. Here are some other delightful encounters with “fans” (and anyone who thinks this is a new phenomenon brought on by the advent of camera phones needs to read Harlan Ellison’s essay “Xenogenesis”, available in The Essential Ellison which is, as the title says, essential reading):

Not the first time we’ve seen that assholes name on Patton’s Blog…. let’s hope Patton didn’t get contact AssholeDisease from his Holiness ’ I wrote that one good Star Trek Episode’