The Mandarin is Half-Asian, half European.. WOULD IT KILLED THEM TO PUT KEANU REEVES IN THAT ROLE? Seriously. I think he’ll have a better appeal in SE Asia than Mr. Kingsley.

Angel Ham

This was no Madonna hip thrusting, PVC coated ab-busting dance move. This was simulated sex all over the place. Set to music. I know 8 year olds who love Gaga. 12 year olds. Which seems somehow worse.

I didn’t want to throw a blanket over LadyG, but it did make me want to hide my daughter. And son.

Ashley Oroboros