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On The Second Amendments birthday

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Except in cases where the person is a criminal, suspected terrorist, mental patient, has a criminal record of any kind, looks squirrely, isn’t part of a well-regulated militia or just has a bad vibe.

Additionally, no more private sales; none. Guns are for killing, and like anything else made for killing the transit of them should at least have some oversight, like imagine you had a vial of anthrax on the mantle, and someone wanted to buy it. You write down their name and some identifying marks then send that off to the CDC, then you sell it to them, as long as they meet the requirements set above, if they fail any of them or are not a “chill dude” then you just don’t sell it to them.

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