Man: “I want the lamb burger, but the lettuce and tomato I want separate.”
Server: “Sure, no problem, I’ll have it put on the side for you.”
Man: “No, I want it to come out first.”
Server: “You want the lettuce and tomato first?”
Man: “Yes, I want the lettuce and tomato to come out first and can you cut it up in the back? Also, I want some dressing.”
Server: “So you want a side salad?”
Man: “No, I want the lettuce and tomato cut up to come out first. I’m not paying for a side salad.”
#WritingFromIsolationWard