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Month: February 2017

In referring to an automated poll that put the president’s popularity in the black, Spicer actually understated Trump’s level of support. According to Rasmussen Reports’ most recent survey released Friday, 54 percent of likely voters approved of the president’s job performance.

If people don’t have to admit it to a human, they will be assholes, yeah?

Lights

In the glowing gloom of the night,

in the shining darkness,

we navigate the neon black,

smiling and happy, with no hesitation,

rocket ships to the moon every day.

It’s what we want.

It’s what we want.

 

 

“Best athelete” skipped draft due to “bone spurs” son of a KKK member

A memorandum calling for a 30 day review of the Military’s readiness for war.

This was your sign

The main thing that Trump supporters are excited about, now that he’s president? Is that finally, at LOOOOOONG LAST, all of the awful things they want to say, that used to lose them friends and jobs and marriages? They’re EXCITED about potentially getting to say them with ZERO repercussions. Just like Trump did. All the way into the White House. All the way into unlimited, forever power to spew any awful shit that comes to your head and no one dares correct you, rolls their eyes, or punches you in the nose.

Patton Oswalt