“Asking George W. Bush to accept responsibility for anything is like asking my cat to fetch. Sure, it’s theoretically possible, but any such behavior would stem from motivations unrelated to the asker’s purpose.”
My Cat, Spencer, Loves to play fetch. Thinks it’s the bees knees and plays until I get bored and hide the toy, he’ll run away after it, bring it close but not to me and make me get up and retrieve it. Which is exactly like getting a Bush to admit they are wrong, sure, they will admit they don’t know the first thing about Scanning Bar Codes at stores or running a profitable company, but when it comes to brass tacks, they will leave you hunting down the object of the game and when cornered alternatively hiss at you, scratch you or piss on your bed clothes.
That was a terrible night in Texas; which I and Ted Nugent will not soon forget.
The United States of Whatevs
Published by NiteMayr on October 8, 2009Return to Halloweentown is a kids movie about a family of witches and their ongoing relationship with an alternate universe with rubbersuit monsters as the primary residents. Said Halloweentown residents sometimes cross over and have adventures in the “real” world. I know this because I have a sub-teen in my house and she watches these movies as if they are entertainment. I know that if it isn’t Ernest Saves Hallowe’en it isn’t a good kids Hallowe’en movie.