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Kevin was born on the mossy hills of Scotland and lived for a while in West Lothian before the mores of pre-Thatcher and REALLY pre-Oasis Great Britain sent his family across the ocean to North America. They moved here and there and Kevin did the same when he was old enough. Now he lives in London with his family and a Dog.

Kevin Wardrop is an amateur writer, amateur photographer and professional pain in the ass. He has worked in the PC support business for most of his adult life and has been accustomed to simply answering technical questions as a matter of fiat, it was his career choice after all. Now he herds cats and puppies for a living as well as babysitting the web enterprises at the heart of western industry.

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-02

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Twitter Updates for 2009-04-01

  • Last night a coworker sourly noted that Gas prices were rising; I reminded him that Summer was coming. Seriously, how long are memories? #
  • Still sad about the green http://io9.com/5191330/rip-andy-hallett #
  • http://tinyurl.com/d6co8v coffee run #
  • Daemon Macbain aka Mike Riddell of Burns Oregon. You’re still a Douche bag #
  • Daemon Macbain aka Mike Riddell of Burns Oregon. You’re still a Douche bag, that’s a married woman you keep macking on. #
  • Daemon Macbain aka Mike Riddell of Burns Oregon. You’re still a Douche bag. Jen will never read this, she doesn’t read FB or Twitter… #
  • Daemon Macbain aka Mike Riddell of Burns Oregon. You’re still Divorced middle-aged Douche bag loser who lives with his mom #
  • Not Spying, I mean. #
  • I haven’t slept more than 5 hours in the past 3 days… maybe I’ll get a good night’s sleep tonight? #

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Crossed 4: Now with more Phallus related Visual Gags

Iff his press is to be believed, this man is known as Horsecock
If his press is to be believed, this man is known as Horsecock

Jacen Burrows and Garth Ennis set things up for us so well, Global Disaster, murderously horny Rednecks and a rag-tag group of people trying (I guess) to get to Alaska ( if they don’t believe that Alaskans wouldn’t gleefully join in on the Crossed-in-Blood rape and killing spree, they haven’t see Levi’s myspace page).  Our survivors have murdered children (as punishment for cannibalism) and apparently killed any number of psycho rednecks.  They have survived fallout from nuclear explosions and let’s face it the exploding poulations of aggrsive, meat hungry carnivores that have no-doubt set to reproducing in Noahesque numbers.

The Crossed appear to be cannibals, so they’re not hunting.

Anyway, at least issue four has our heroes moving in a direction rather than sort of just hanging around shooting kindergartners.

They have come to this:

Fun in a post Cross-ed World
Fun in a post Cross-ed World

The Crossed are using their victims for sport.

They get entertainment from the following, Rape, killing, dismemberment and apparently survivor style closed-room brawls.    The crossed are MMA fans of a particularly cruel stripe it appears.

This issue filled me with two emotions, dread (because it appears that the Crossed have among them the gleeful sadists that appear in all post-apocalyptic ficiton) and dread because this sets up a plot line that feels unnecessary.   The whole world is out to get our heroes (who I remind you will survive as this is being told in past tense) why set up Horsecock like this?

One point, at least the male lead isn’t bedding random women throughout, please applaud Mr. Ennis for skipping this pointless trope of PA fiction!

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-26

  • four servers running updates means I can take a breather, whew #
  • good news, songbird is working again… thanks devs #
  • Hey Tammy Bruce, See you Next Tuesday, okay? #
  • I found a lens to use in place of my kit lens, as Jen has claimed the kit lens for her Rebel #

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