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Councillor Doug Ford interjects: “Why don’t you trying calling on your street? We’ll be there in five minutes.”

Folks, if you live in Toronto and you see a bad pothole that needs fixing, take up Doug Ford on his five minute guarantee

mollycrabapple:

In which the Agence France Presse shoots my OWS arrest, and somehow makes the lulziest photo for a macro. Needs cape, fog machine, soundtrack

TL;DR FREE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!

thedailywhat:

Free Donuts For Pirates of the Day: Avast! At participating Krispy Kreme locations, you can receive an entire free dozen donuts on this Wednesday’s Talk Like A Pirate Day — if you dress up in full swashbuckling regalia.

So, dress like a pirate on September 19 = A DOZEN FREE DONUTS. Simple enough.

No costume? No sweat. Just talking like a pirate gets you one free donut, but donning duds really sweetens the plunder.

[foodbeast]

Icing Sugar?  More like Spice Melange amirite? 

dogshaming:

She has also stolen and eaten three dozen chocolate cookies and a full loaf of bread.