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He then relayed an anecdote about a “dear friend” of his who adopted a child from Colombia who turned out to have brain damage. “You just never know what’s been done to a child before you get that child,” he said. “What kind of sexual abuse, what kind of cruelty, what kind of food deprivation, et cetera.”
Pat Robertson’s latest dumbshit quote is a perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with the Republican party these days: They demand that every fetus be brought to term because of the sanctity of life—and yet when the children are finally born? Well, that’s not their problem.
Saverin was one of the early Facebook investors and as the IPO arrived he had stock worth some $3 billion. Then came the announcement that back the previous fall he had renounced his US citizenship and gone off to live in Singapore. Cue cries of tax dodging, how ungrateful when we took him in those years before etc.
A couple of things got missed in the furore. The first was that he had to pay tax on his Facebook stock as if he sold it on the day of his citizenship renunciation. The value then was some $2.4 billion, leading to a $365 million tax bill. That tax bill is fixed of course: now that he’s no longer a citizen he doesn’t get any tax breaks or credits on losses he might make. Which of course he has done. Since he crystallised that tax bill his stock (assuming he’s still holding it and he would have been until just now because of the lock in around the IPO) has halved in value to about $1.2 billion. But he still owes that $365 million.
How’s that tax-dodging working out for you, dude?
May God give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca.
May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform. And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn’t take your insurance. And may that Nobel Laureate be your son.
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To increase the arousing nature of this kinky surprise, I’d suggest you get up early, before he’s awake, hide behind the toilet with a towel over your head, clutching the brush with both hands, and give a little war-whoop when you start swatting. That ought to really blow his mind.