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If someone is “Reagan-esque” they mean, “A real asshole who would stab his own mother in the back for a sawbuck”

THIS WILL PREVENT NIC CAGE FROM MAKING ANOTHER NATIONAL TREASURE MOVIE FOR SURE!

Cabinet Cat watches you have sex in the kitchen

thedailywhat:

Public Proposal of the Day: During the second intermission at the Senators-Maple Leafs matchup this past Saturday, smitten Senators supporter Christina proposed to her girlfriend Alicia, a Leafs-lover, in the middle of the ice rink, as the Scotiabank Place crowd went wild.

Turns out the homophobes were right: Same-sex marriage is a slippery slope. A Sens fan marrying a Leafs fan? Abomination.

[jezebel.]

thedailywhat:

Best Going-Away Present Ever of the Day: On his last day at an unnamed lion park, an employee gets a goodbye group hug from the pride’s youngest members.

[huffpo.]