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Rob Ford approval goes up 5%

Seriously; what deliuded fucking morons look at Mayor Bumblefuck and say “That’s my crack smoking baby”

“A client pleading guilty to a standard actual bodily harm charge in crown court will earn their lawyer as much as a 20% fee increase,” the LCCSA said. “There are some cases in the crown court where a quick guilty plea will earn a lawyer a 75% fee increase.

"Likewise, in magistrates courts a simple guilty plea [for instance, for common assault] will reward lawyers with a 17% pay increase. This flies in the face of the government’s advertised 17.5% cuts to save £220m from the legal aid budget.”

The Tories are incentivising perversion of justice, surely this….

The prime minister asked the NDP leader why it was that his party repaid his legal expenses to the tune of $100,000 in a libel case.

The simple answer there is “1. I didn’t claim that the money came from my subbordinates pockets 2. It wasn’t because of theft of money from the tax payers 3. I WASN’T APPOINTED BY THE PM”

Rob Ford, unfiltered: “It’s a year until we’re back at the polls, folks, and I’m just drooling, I’m absolutely salivating for this next election.”

Does he know that the footage of his stumblebum ass falling over holding a football is going to be played WALL TO WALL in Toronto fo the whole campaign? It’ll be on a motion billboard on the Gardiner and along the lakeshore; “Rob ford Falls down” and ‘

The Boy who would not Leave Pope Francis alone Credit: EPA

Leaders of the Church have often been Narcissuses, gratified and sickeningly excited by their courtiers. The court (around the Pope) is the leprosy of the papacy.

Pope Francis

I suspect that it’s the VOLUME of the singing that is making the baby cry though.