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US Politics are Sexy: How does John McCain like his coffee?

One would swear that just four years ago, America was engaged in the “laugh at the rich guy” game for about 6 months; but when faced with a NEW rich guy ex-soldier (who was such a poor soldier that he got shot down and caught rather than fighting his way out like the ‘laughable’ rich guy)  he can’t help but do well.

The insane thing is; he’s not even trying:  Look at how he reacts to being called out for being so wealthy that he has no idea how many homes/houses he  owns:

McCain, who huddled with advisers at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

Not, he retired to his campaign headquarters and ordered in some coffee.  Not, he retired to his home in Sedona and worked on a response.  He took nine cars to get one coffee.    That’s like using 9 gold bricks to kill one fly!  It’s so incredibly ostentatious and austere, I can’t even fathom where the sense of it is.  One could argue that two of the cars were secret service, even four.  There is no way that eight of them were, not if McCain isn’t wasting taxpayer money.  Is he?

So McCain, in his response, comes up with another easy target.  “John McCain needs nine cars to go get coffee”!

There’s another Meme in there somewhere.  I KAN HAZ GASOLEEN WASTES PLEEZ?

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-21

  • John McCain Endorses the Draft – Like in a Future Tense. #
  • @RevNathan That “Look at Me” line is from a somewhat popular song http://tinyurl.com/5zpmld #
  • @brubaker Awww c;mon sport. How about another story about his sainted dad? We need more Boxing allegories. Not. Bulls+eye=Win. #
  • Almost finished with my move to Canada, finally changed my domain registration to reflect my address #
  • Moving Servers at host, nitemayr.com could be down for as much as 2 hours… please commence thinking positive thoughts about my domain. #
  • 1 Terabyte for storage and 10 Free Domains too… nice. #
  • Because of the Leap year, it has been exactly 365 days or One year since I left Symantec. How should I celebrate? #
  • @RevNathan Len? #
  • @RevNathan *I* had nightmares about that guy. I think He may have molested a monster or two #
  • Canuckistaians: Why will the Liberals Lose the next Election? #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-20

  • At the middle of “across the universe” there is a bit where the girl spouts a lyric as dialogue and I die a little inside, it’s too clunky. #
  • It’s nice outside, the air smelled great and it’s not hot. In the shack, it’s muggy #
  • @shelisrael I know. I noticed it was dim these past few days, but it was REALLY DARK this morning, but maybe it’ll stay warm like last year? #
  • Quick Poll: Do Men love “The Princess Bride” more than Women? Does that make it a “Guy Movie”? #
  • I’m work shopping an idea about a society that has no needs and can’t remember why, they have a series of boxes that produce everything… #
  • Gah, spell check before publish! #
  • “In the private sector – the real world – dangerous stooges can be fired more readily. No lawyers or union reps required.” <- Hollow … #
  • @markwilson12 Garden State. #
  • mimodaddio, you’re a spammer. Blocked for great justice. #
  • I’m moving offices and after removing all of the paper “flair from the wall, I’m having trouble focusing on the monitor… #
  • Moved 100% of my stock and equipment… now to move desks… #
  • @KVL http://www.bugzilla.org/features/ #
  • @KVL Eeewww That costs money… <grin> #
  • Damn… monitor died at home. #
  • Problem solved… plugs were out, solved it without leaving the office. #
  • Look at Me, Look at me, I’m driving and I won’t stop (Except at Mr. Sub) #

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Canadian Politics are Boring: Harper remembers that he's a Tory

All bets are off on fixed voting date as PM backtracks on promise to wait until October, 2009; decision expected within weeks

Be ready for fall election, Harper warns

I must have missed this quote:

“Mr. Dion is threatening to bring the government down, again, but we’ve heard that same song for nearly two years,” said Mr. Harper, accusing Mr. Dion of doing “everything in his power to slow the business of Parliament.

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=690774

Ah, it’s refreshing to see a Tory behave like one, getting the Liberals to cow to their requests then accusing them of acting as a disrupting force for what they say in the media.  It’s Castigation for Words and ignorance for their deeds.  It’s too bad that Celine Dion is all Hat and No Cattle, since this kind of crap will go (Legistlativly) unanswered.  At least we get to see Harper baring his teeth and reminding the people who do hear it (I missed it too) that he’s a sneaky bastard in the mold of the Neocons to the south.  His near-invisibility in public lets him get away with it.

Now, will Celine Dion get his hand dirty and bring down the Government?  Probably not.  The Liberals really need to stop playing “politics” and start playing POLITICS and get out there and remind people that excepting ONE SCANDAL the Liberals led Canada to peace and prosperity and the Tories continues to Spend and Spend while cutting services and selling out to the Americans.  There is NOTHING wrong with pointing out how often the Tories have cowed to the Bush Admin.

They won’t though, because they are the “New Liberals” and just an organ of the Tory machine.

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-19

  • @ Springfield/Eugene Folks. How are things today? #
  • @KVL $response= mysql_query(“select * from recent_tweets where sql_query_mentioned = ‘specialized geodata database’ “); Check? #
  • @almightygod You fear we will develop into Staph or some form of necrotizing fasciitis? Wow. Your Creations can be scary, huh? #
  • Busy Busy Busy Sweaty, eeeewwwww #
  • @katiewest On one of the Canadian websites? http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/livevideo/ #
  • @katiewest Oh wait, it doesn’t work. Forget I tweeted anything! #
  • Getting Tired. It’s been a long day for me. #
  • @RevNathan AAAAannnnnd Poof… they will be gone. #

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My Sarcasm Detector is Busted

THE RIAA IS JUST DOING WHAT IT CAN TO MAKE THE GOOD MEN AND WOMEN OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY SURVIVE. IT ISNT JUST ABOUT THE BRITNEY SPEARS AND ROLLING STONES. I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A SOUND ENGINEER AND LAST YEAR HE ONLY MADE $100,000. THAT IS WAY DOWN ON WHAT HE EARNED BEFORE. IT IS BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE MUXTAPE STEEL EVERYONES MUSIC THAT THIS HAPPENED. YOU WOULDN’T GO INTO A RECORD SHOP AND STEEL A CD SO WHY WOULD YOU STEEL MUSIC ON THE INTERNET AND MAKE PEOPLE POORER. IT IS ILLEGAL AND IT IS CAUSING A LOT OF PAIN. THE RIAA IS JUST TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLES JOBS.
posted by seanyboy at 12:57 AM on August 19 [3 favorites]

I think my Sarcasm Detector got a bit dented up while I read this. Is it a plaintive troll or an honest malcontent? I’m seriously unsure. The cadence suggests troll, but the sincerity screams honest meathead, you know?  The spelling error is also misleading, steel instead of steal… hmm.

What do you think, honest complaint or flame bait?

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-18

  • The crickets are amazing tonight #
  • I have to call my Landlord, nothing is getting fixed around the house and I get the feeling they would rather I was buying than renting… #
  • Shoot, I forgot my pocket utilities… No graphics work today. #
  • Finally posted something from my own site to Digg http://tinyurl.com/64rq9e #
  • Busy today…. really busy and all over the place. #
  • Waiting for a DVD to burn so I can build a computer machine to placate a person. Placate. Is it better than mollify? #
  • DVD failed
    Moving on to iPod as Storage for Image files #
  • New DVD worked… hadn’t closed the session maybe? #
  • @RevNathan All Hands, Emergency meeting or expected? #
  • @happyguy I think your upload app would have to do it, maybe there’s an app to monitor your flickr feed for changes and post them as tweets? #
  • @happyguy I customized mine outside of the manga face thing… I’m going to “decay” more tonight I think. #

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Tips for your Protest

Protestors at the Monument, originally uploaded by eschipul.

I make no bones about my dislike of the disorganized, messy and chaotic way the Western Left approaches protest.  I’m not a proponent of lock-step marching as protest either; but I’m just looking for cohesion, a phalanx of ideas if you will.

It seems that hippies will decide, as a group to get together to protest “something” but will often show up

Protest at trafalgar Square 24 Feb, 2007
Protest at trafalgar Square 24 Feb, 2007

and have their concepts all over the place.  The Majority will be on line with the main concept “We Quite Like Tea!” and there will inevitably be some spoilers “We like CHINESE TEA! Those INDIAN Tea lovers can get stuffed!”  So the two (or more) factions will be a cacophony of ideals and colors and their chaotic presentation is lost to the “squares” as “Dirty Hippies can’t get it together over their Love of Tea”

They all love Tea, but, you know, can’t agree what brand of Tea.  They don’t fight over it, but they all want their message to be heard.  Ostensibly the protest comes off a cracking success, hundreds of people getting together to tell the world about the Tea and so on; but to the outside it’s just a bunch of students with more time than sense.

Protest over, it’s left to the organizers to either determine if the “Squares” got it; or if the whole thing should have been thrown over for a good game of Ultimate Frisbee or just a funky Drum Circle session.  I think, perhaps, that self-evaluation is not really coming off for the team; since the very next protest is inevitably loud, disorganized and those Chinese Tea bastards are there, working against the rest of the group.  I don’t think the protesters refer to each other as “bastards” but in my head they are all from the UK and they love beer.

So, what to do?  Get REALLY organized!  No outside signs, everyone has signs along the same theme, no sub-protests on the virtue of some other ethos.  Everyone marches, bangs, sings and dances to the same BASIC tune.  Variations on the theme are fine, as long as we are all on the same page, not to mention the same book.

some practical advice for the modern protester

  • If you are protesting “The Iraq War” don’t muddy it up with Palestinian Rights and Reproductive Rights protests in the same group.  Have those marches on another day.
  • No one gets your in-jokes except for the other hippies, ask your uptight relatives for input on your visual jokes to make sure that they can appreciate the message.  Failing that, ask the local College Republican to look at it.  If they get the joke, and appreciate the message, give yourself a Check Plus and hoist that visual metaphor with pride.
  • No Drugs at the Protest, unless the protest is ABOUT DRUGS.  You want to be taken seriously, be straight faced and sober.  Simple as that.  I got a contact buzz from the last protest I was NEAR, not in, NEAR.  If it wasn’t for the stiff breeze I might have had to break out the Phish.
  • Figure out the phalanx, if the police start hauling you away, lock arms and legs and hold tight in groups of 10 or more.  It devastated armies, it can keep you and your friends from being hauled into vans.
  • Stop respecting “Free Speech Zones” – This may sound like an incitement to riot, but please.  Freedom of Assembly (except when we say so) and Freedom of Speech (only in certain circumstances).  Step one in civil disobedience class should be how to take down those damn fences without getting killed or stomped by the police put in place to protect them.

So, there you have it.  The next time you take to the streets en masse to profess your love for all things Tea, you are all set with these simple pieces of advice.  See you on May Day!

You can check out more photographs at: Flickr

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-17

  • @RayS OOOOHHHHHHHHH That is what the doctor visits were for. How are we all now? #
  • @xenijardin I LoL’d like a maniac (if you change it before anyone sees it, you had a Mango avatar… classic, pure gold) #
  • http://www.last.fm/event/651680 – Oasis at JLC #
  • @almightygod Given that the sabbath is Saturday, why does it matter if I’m not giving up my Sunday morning? #
  • @markwilson12 Brown Eyed Girl, but for purely cultural reasons from my youth, not due to content. #
  • Upgraded blogs, fixed “flickr-draft- so it also held youtube videos in Draft, made my Manga face much more menacing, dropped front page #
  • Good News you missed this week: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/aug/14/christian.bale #
  • Wow, Fucking Sad: http://tinyurl.com/6rvd36 #
  • @almightygod sounded like a joke, 5000 years on Saturday then a switch in the mid 5500s? Sounded like shenanigans. Did you ask Iehova? #
  • @jephjacques Red Robin, Loved their Burgers, but wished their fries came naked. #
  • @michaelpinto Wish the Georgians hadn’t started it then. #
  • @michaelpinto Sorry, I should complete that thought, Russia is getting burned in the press over this, it really IS the Bush Admins fault. #
  • Disclaimer: The Russian Government could be evil as hell, but the Russian People (as well as Slavics/Asia major/Poles) are AWESOME #
  • Cabbage Soup for the Win, eh? #
  • @michaelpinto Sure, up until 1991.. (probably more like 1995…) that’s not excuse to turn on “your own people” with guns… #
  • Twitter makes me express myself in much smaller packages than I enjoy. It is like a brevity training seminar. #
  • @michaelpinto Idunno, If not for “assurances” from the Bush admin, it appears the Georgians might have just let S.Ossetia ‘escape’ #
  • God damn it write ‘toe the line’, TOE not TOW, it’s not about pulling a rope! Think “step up to the line” or “stand on this line”. #
  • Dear SL, I hate you, signed Kevin. #

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