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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-13

  • Listen to my music collection online at last.fm (some of it anyway) http://www.last.fm/listen/user/NiteMayr/personal #
  • @mollycrabapple Do you *have* a pet cat or was it a random friendly kitten/hat morning? #
  • @warrenellis It’s a good thing that you write some great stuff, ‘cuz you can be a bit of a drunk toddler in the morning… LoL #
  • Photographed some abortion protesters this morning, gah #
  • TODO: Get OpenVPN or alternative up and running…. secure my wireless connections #
  • @RevNathan It’s 6:40AM, I’m usually dithering between breakfast and shower about that time. Get with the program! #
  • @KVL I dallied there, but found I enjoyed an OSX-Like Ubuntu box a helluva lot more. #
  • @RevNathan Has the field burning been bad this year? I remember the valley could be really bad some days #
  • @RevNathan That’s not bad, but did you see this? http://tinyurl.com/5fp7hy #
  • @RevNathan It’s a ways from here… about 2 hours… stil, woah. #
  • @RayS Are you (and your family) okay? #
  • For that Project later on: http://www.instructables.com/member/w1n5t0n/ #
  • For your Mail Use on Ubuntu https://help.ubuntu.com/community/GnuPrivacyGuardHowto #
  • I can’t get into this book, the chapters are too choppy #
  • @joeljohnson Better Atreyu than Mogwai #
  • Google “JIm McDish JT” Troll, Serious or just a spammer with a ton of time on his hands? #
  • Note to Self: Gas Giants are teh generic suck #
  • That’s some heavy rain #
  • Also, KORN live recordings suck #
  • I wonder if the rain chased the people with placards of death away? #
  • I understand “Texas” was a popular band, why? #

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Review: Two-Fer Wednesday Mass Assassin Effect Creed palooza

I’m not even going to bust out the hReview format one this one.

I didn’t finish Mass Effect or Assassin’s Creed.  I coulnd’t get into them.  More correctly, I DID get into Mass Effect, but couldn’t mustre the interest to see it through.  Assassin’s Creed had that sci-fi wrapper that just turned me off and made me scream at it to just get to the Killin’.

Mass Effect was a  good game, I just didn’t care how it came out.  The vehicle parts really ruined it for me though, please release a patch to skip those please.

In the end here are my thoughts:

Avoid Assassin’s Creed, it’s not enough fun to justify the cost.

Mass Effect is good, but the main plot isn’t all that compelling.

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-12

  • OLDHAM TASK FORCE CALLED #
  • IM IN UR HOUSE PWNING UR DOORS #
  • FYI U R OUT OF LAGER #
  • The preceding messages Courtesy of the Oldham Task Force on Grammar Crime, LoLCats one and all #
  • I destroyed my morning coffee in two ways 1) Jens Cup smells of Apple Cider and I can’t get rid of it 2) Too Strong (see 1) #
  • This process is making me thirsty #
  • @billdeys It had to happen the same night my ‘rents and relatives are in town…ah me. #
  • This process continues to make me thirsty. #
  • @RevNathan Give me remote access, a good ship, a strong crew, a harpoon and an admin account, I’ll slay that there whale for ye #
  • @Ultramegakungfu Lies *AND* Jello, there’s always room for Jello. #
  • @RevNathan Actually When serving Lies AND Jello, you rally gotta sink marshmallows into the jello, it cuts the bitter lies with sweetness #
  • My Ubuntu laptop has an Autobot logo on it. Now I realize that it may never leave my desk. What a waste, butI still want a Decepticon logo #
  • “Their saliva contains a substance known as *draculin*, which prevents their prey’s blood from clotting” Awesome #
  • Thinking I might move blog.nitemayr… to http://www.nitemayr and retire blog…. since the landing page makes http://www.. obsolete #
  • Going to a retail beer store to connect a PC to a switchbox… back soon #
  • The PC was dead then a meta-crisis evolved from the ether. SKilz’d it away. #

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Thomas Hawk and SF MOMA or Why I Love my a530

On Equipment

I have a Rebel XT that can take great pictures, It have a couple of Lenses (the kit, a prime 2.8, a 20-70 and 30-300 tele/macro) and I love taking it out on tours of photogenic locations and capturing the world in it’s glassy eye.  I can take pensive, crafted and beautiful pictures with it.  However, it is not the only camera in the world and it is light-years beyond what I may actually need.  Not Long ago someone pointed out to me that Ansel Adams took photos with little more than glass, a box and some film, and it was what he did afterwards that turned a great photo into art.

I love taking photos,  I think Thomas Hawk does too; so it pained me to see that he was being harassed for doing what he loves.  This has led to some discussion online.  I will carefully highlight that it pained me in the past tense, because I am not going to defend either party over here at Local Blogger; it’s not for me to do.  I’m not party to either side of the discussion, save as a photographer, but I’m no professional and cannot fully understand all of the motives and methods that Thomas employs.  Nor am I SF MOMA, large as I can appear, I am no Modern Art Museum, nor am I the curator or an officer of any establishment save the “Kevin Wardrop Museum of Comics and Toys” which has fallen apart as of late, due to my lax administration.  No, I am Kevin Wardrop, Geek.  So I will try to draw a balance in my commentary on all of this.

First some assumptions:

If where you work is covered by CCTV, then being photographed should not be a problem. As I understand things; the reason Thomas was approached was because an employee of the Museum was uncomfortable with the lens of the Camera being on her, possibly pointed down her blouse.  I can’t see why it matters, honestly.  If you are under the lens of a CCTV for 90% of your day, you have had your privacy exploited by a security person at least once or twice this week.  They might not post your picture on the web or sell it to a magazine; but chances are they might.  Why stress over a photographer, at least you can approach them and ask for a card or ask where they might be using the picture.

Buildings built with public money and funded by donation have no right to restrict photography; that being said the SF MOMA is a private not-for-profit entity.  Which means that they can restrict behavior within their walls.  Period.  If they want the negative publicity from ejecting photographers, that’s within their rigths, up until a limit.  Obviously, they can’t be overtly discriminatory against any paying customer.

People assume (wrongly) that a SLR or dSLR means that you are a professional (or a pervert);  I don’t get hassled to often when I go out with my Camera, even when I have the 300mm zoom lens on.  I do get the occasional dirty look though; even “remote hassles” but no in your face confrontations.  If I am close enough, I ask for permission to take photos, but often I like to take candid photos where people don’t know and are unaware of me.  It’s life that I’m photographing, not poses.  To defend myself from the pervert discussion I usually have my family with me when I take photos; people see my daughter and assume that I’m a tourist (which suits me fine).  I assume the same when I see some dude with a kit lens on his far too expensive dSLR too.   To assuage fears I also carry Moo Cards with my name and contact info on them so that people can feel assured that I am not some pervert looking to exploit their image; which then leads to “are you going to sell these?”  I’m not a professional, I would like to make money while taking pictures; but I don’t.  Thomas does; which changes the equation slightly.  If I was a professional and known for my work, I imagine that some people might be aware that I make money off of these photos and should be careful to make sure that I am sensitive to these beliefs when approached by members of the public or worse an authority figure.

As I stated earlier, I wasn’t on hand for Thomas’s encounter and have to go on Thomas’ word and those of other “witnesses” (who may be sock puppets for SF MoMa for all I know); it looks like there was a misunderstanding and miscommunication that led to misanthropy on the both parts.  As a public figure, Thomas should have shown a bit more humility and less self-assurance and simply backed down; Simon, for his part appears to have been overzealous in his defense of his employee/co-worker.  I believe we should chalk this up to misunderstanding and walk away from it.  Mr. Blint may have acted like an asshole; but Thomas should be aware that on Private property, the authority lies with the Janitors before it lies with the visitors.

(I use janitors here as an example of the lowest paid employee or at least least authoritative, not as some statement of their position in society, Janitors are FAR more important than CEOs in the scope of things)

Had Thomas been carrying a point and shoot; would he have faced as much hassle?  All of the signs here point to no; and a short perusal of the discussions of this matter seem to confirm the phenomenon.  People with “good” cameras are hassled where people with “crappy pos” cameras are given free reign.  Why?

Let’s look at my assumptions again; people with dSLR cameras are looked at as either Professionals or Perverts.  In this case, it was Pervert.  Almost always wrong, almost always incorrect, but there it is.  People who are willing to pout money into something like photography are faced with suspicion, where people who just pay a couple hundred bucks for their little pocket camera are treated like “benign dummies”  you can see that in the way people who are hassled talk about the phenomena.  “I had my big Camera… but people with cell phone cameras and little point and shoots were getting a pass”

Clearly there is a kind of class division of photographers that Thomas (and others) have fallen afoul of.  It’s a shame that the proliferation of dSLRs hasn’t removed the stigma of the “big” camera over the the “fun” little camera.  That, however leads me back to my initial point.

As I understand things, Ansel Adams, who is often held up as a standard in photography didn’t have any of the technology that we have on hand today, and that all of his work was technique and style over equipment and luck.  I am forced to admit that I don’t take (for the most part) any better photos with my 800 dollar kit than I take with my a530.  If I take my time and plan it out, my a530 can produce some amazing results, un retouched and uncropped, and it doesn’t set off any warning bells in the minds of most people.  It fits in my pocket and is ready in a few seconds.  Nothing could be easier, simpler and more prone for abuse.  I can easily use my “little” camera to snap candid photos with no one being the wiser, I can control exposure and flash with one hand and don’t even need to put it to my eye to compose a shot.  I love my a530 simply because it is unobtrusive and easy to use.  If anything, people should fear a compact camera more than a big camera because a silent and easy to hide Camera is much more easily used to take surreptitious and exploitive photos than a large camera is.

In the end, it’s not the equipment that defines how a photographer should be judged, its what they do with it, and from what I can tell, Thomas did no wrong with the Camera, but his mouth might have become over exposed.

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-11

  • Rebuilt Local Blogger’s Landing Page; It may not work in IE…… #
  • Forgot to file my time sheet online on Friday! Gah! #
  • It’s nice outside, they cut the grass and it smells great out there! #
  • My time sheet is in, thanks Don! #
  • It’s 10:30AM | Isn’t it time to get up and get going? #
  • Trying to listen through all of the “un-listened to” stuff on my iPod “recently added” playlist… #
  • Busy, Busy, Busy #
  • @KVL I got one of those for 20 bucks from Woot! last year, totally worth it. #
  • Getting ready to head out to the big office up the street to pick up a laptop. I’ll be out for a while. #
  • Still not on DVD http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078780/ #
  • BRB Delivering a Laptop #
  • It’s very satisfying to clean out outstanding work, you know? #
  • @KVL I don’t know, I’m using a 5G myself, it worked without an insert. It may just be too small to accept a larger model… #
  • From “Gor” to “Crack whore”, Jen is playing SECOND LIFE!!! #

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Sucked in by Bad Fact-Checking

She’d lie in bed while on the other end of the line he played Halo 3 on the Xbox, and they’d go for hours like that, with Rob whispering about his shitty childhood and his fickle mother as he mowed down virtual enemies on the screen.

The Phrase that killed a whole article for me

Everyone will remember me as a monster

If you want to include some color about your subject, make it facts, not plain fallacy.  Halo 3 came out in 2007, this phrase was about a time period on or around late 2006 – mid 2007.  While it is possible that it’s about September, I don’t think it is.

Little details like this kill these long “story-style” narriative pieces in newsmagazines, it’s small and easily overlooked, but since the devil is in the details, how many other details are misquotes or possible prosaic fabrications?

Here’s the quote that confirms my suspicion about the time-frame (it comes later in the article)

It was in this tenuous position that he reached out one last time to his mother. Last September, just as he had two years earlier, he picked up the phone and called her out of the blue.

He had been with his GF for a while, he was feeling depressed so he called his mom, mid september, before the release of Halo 3. It’s a minor point, but still. Gah!

All of that being said, the comments on the article really missed the point; this kid and the kids like him could have been stopped/saved if the people around them had just understood them a bit better.  I don’t know if that is true, and the facts presented are suspect at best (and under researched at worst) but I can’t see for a moment that “Rob” is being held up as a hero, if anything he is presented as a wretched, victim who couldn’t look beyond himself for help, but depended totally upon others to get by.

It’s just another opinion peice-cum-narriative that masquerades as journalism.  I’m happy to see someone take an interest in the kid, it’s just too bad it’s post-humously.

Review: It won't be easy to Forget Jason Segel

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Jason Segel plays Peter, who is trying to get over his five-year relationship with TV and Film Star Sarah Marshal (Played by Kristen Bell). On the boucen, he decides to visit a resort his Ex loved, where he runs into HIS EX and her new Boyfriend (the Cool and English Aldous Snow).

I love a good romantic comedy, it’s true. I really do. Forgetting Sarah Marshall sets a new high bar for Romantic Comedy, simply by taking the trenchant and making it real. There is a fellatio joke (or two), but instead of being a gag, they are the kinds of jokes we tell each other and situations that we really might find ourselves in.

Peter (Segel) is sensitive and attentive, but unmotivated. Sarah (Bell) is an up and coming film and TV star who wants to move ahead and leave behind the slacker lifestyle Peter has fallen into, resting on his laurels.

Peter takes the news that Sarah has moved on (and into the bed of someone else) very hard, going out to seek meaningless relationships and revenge sex. Being unfulfilled by his efforts, Peter decides (at the encouragement of his Step-Brother (Bill Hader is awesome in this flick) to go on Vacation. Peter, in a foolish move, decides to go to the very resort that his Ex has stated was her favorite.

In predictable, but still entertaining fashion Peter and Sarah meet at the resort. Typical Boy-Loses-Girl-to-rock-star hilarity ensues. Aldous Snow (played by Russel Brand) is cool and thoughtless, playing the easy-going rock star of the new Millennium with an aplomb that make the character a stand-out an memorable feat.

Also don’t miss Jack McBrayer and Maria Thayer as a recently Married couple coming to grips with the fact that they are Religious Virgins who never thought to learn about the birds and the bees before they went on their honeymoon. Utterly magnificent. I cannot recommend “Fogetting Sarah Marshall” more.

My rating: 4.5 stars
****1/2

The dialogue is utterly quotable:

“Oh, the weather outside is weather”

“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail. “

“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? “

“Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it’s the worst thing I could do.

” He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend… mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It’s called blue balls. He’s like Gandhi! But better – he likes puppets!

See, GOLD, Pure Gold. All delivered with honesty and without affect. When someone does break the fourth wall, it’s done with ease and class (see Jason Segel do it when urged to jump into the water by super Pixie Love interest Mila Kunis)

My one and only Criticism; the love interest Mila Kunis. Awesome portrayal, I could see falling for Mila Kunis (in modern makeup she’s actually a fairly really pretty girl , but I’m kind of tired of the “different” girl who busts the sensitive guy out of his shell routine. It’s not bad or contrived, but I’m just tired of it. Mila is great and her performance (along with the rest of the supporting cast) is great. I just want something else out of a Romantic Comedy.

Site News: New Landing Page / New Look

Hey There, I’m experimenting with a new look for “Local Blogger” and you’ll probably see things swap around here and there over the coming week as I try things out on the production server.  I believe there may be an issue with the display of some of the graphics in place on IE, I will address those over the next few days as time permits.

While this has been going on, my posts have dropped off, which makes things kind of empty, so thanks for coming by, I hope to be back on my normal posting schedule in the next couple of days.

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-10

  • Local Blogger Redesign phase one complete. Variant Theme in place #
  • Local Blogger Redesign Continues… might put up revision in the AM… working on graphic blanks and toying with a new “Landing page” #
  • In light of this http://tinyurl.com/5bszmz We need to remember this http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/22/9334/83825 #
  • css is kicking my butt today…. also killed my test theme… had backups all is well… new “landing page” coming along… still in beta #

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