We’ve been cracking wise over Suge Knight over the past couple of weeks a la “Chuck Norris” and I have tried to lay it down on paper for others to enjoy, but they just never seem to be as funny as when they are said out loud:
It’s not Dark outside at night, it just Suge Knight passing by.
God made the sun so that people could tell that Suge Knight was behind them.
Biggie Smalls isn’t dead, he’s hiding along with Princess Di from Suge Knight.
If it was Dikta vs Suge Knight, Suge Knight by a technicality