We’ve been cracking wise over Suge Knight over the past couple of weeks a la “Chuck Norris” and I have tried to lay it down on paper for others to enjoy, but they just never seem to be as funny as when they are said out loud:
- It’s not Dark outside at night, it just Suge Knight passing by.
- God made the sun so that people could tell that Suge Knight was behind them.
- Biggie Smalls isn’t dead, he’s hiding along with Princess Di from Suge Knight.
- If it was Dikta vs Suge Knight, Suge Knight by a technicality