“Ah dun’t wan’ no h’oh-mo’sekuals messin’ up this here wedding to mah cousin, Betsy. This is a a sac’ed institooshun”

cowboysinthefireplace:

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states that allow gay marriage between first cousins?

THIS DISGUSTS ME.