They’re also funny. They humorously bond while one pulls a pesky bullet out of the other, and also while cocking their guns in an elevator to the Muzak strains of “The Girl from Ipanema” (although Sly and the Family Stone’s “A Family Affair” would have been funnier).
There’s also a potential for a drinking game: one shot for every time Willis angrily yells “I’m on vacation!”
You can actually imagine these guys working together for a sixth Die Hard, which doesn’t seem like such a terrible idea, especially if Mary Elizabeth Winstead returns for more than the cameo she has here.
And here I decide that if there is no Die Hard 6 “The Old Never Die Hard they just Die Harder” I’ll be in a funk for decades