best. omegle. conversation.

cowboysinthefireplace:

thissuperficialhypocrisy:

lozock:

votesaxon:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: I’m the Doctor. I’m worse than everybody’s aunt… and that is NOT how i’m introducing myself!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: aunt
You: The Universe is cracked. The Pandorica will open. Silence will fall.
Stranger: aha
You: We’re all just stories in the end…
Stranger: that is pretty much like that
Stranger: are you philosopher?
You: No, just The Doctor.
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: the next thing you say wil lbe that it is all upon gods wrath
Stranger: will it not be so?
You: You’ve been fighting this long enough to know that there aren’t any gods watching over you.
Stranger: okay now look
Stranger: i get what you say
Stranger: but who the hell are you supposed to be
You: I’m the Doctor. Just ‘The Doctor’.
Stranger: yeah, doctor who?
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You have disconnected.