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Author: NiteMayr

Before:

Kevin was born on the mossy hills of Scotland and lived for a while in West Lothian before the mores of pre-Thatcher and REALLY pre-Oasis Great Britain sent his family across the ocean to North America. They moved here and there and Kevin did the same when he was old enough. Now he lives in London with his family and a Dog.

Kevin Wardrop is an amateur writer, amateur photographer and professional pain in the ass. He has worked in the PC support business for most of his adult life and has been accustomed to simply answering technical questions as a matter of fiat, it was his career choice after all. Now he herds cats and puppies for a living as well as babysitting the web enterprises at the heart of western industry.

Dear Canada

I know you somehow become blindly enamored by the Harper Conservatives, with their eyes cast up and southward, but you may have a second chance to right what went wrong in the recent election.

Think back, for a bit, to when the Gomery inquiry wasn’t all over the headlines and you didn’t have just one reason to punish the dirty politicians for being dirty politicians.  The Liberals stewarded an unprecedented economic period in Canadian history, with eyes towards balanced budgets and zero deficits, where you had jobs and were reasonably well cared for by a federal government less interested in running like a corporation with a church in its boardroom and more like a government with hands in its pockets.

When was the last time you looked at a staunch church-going CEO and thought of them as a warm, charitable person? That’s a  Tory.  One Half Cold Businessperson-out to gut the Government, one half authoritarian scold, looking to put a camera in your shower to make sure you’re not touching yourself or using unapproved oils for moisturizing, all while whistling past graveyards they fill with your kids.

This is a fairly inflammatory statement, but lets face it, reason doesn’t always work.

Short Story: Lights Out Part 6

The Job of a Security Chief in a private building is thankless, stullifying and for the most part as boring as Mime Church on Saturday.  You clock in first thing in the morning, check over the security logs, meet with the building tenants once or twice a week and put a happy if patricial face on the security procedures that inevitably end up annoying or inconveniencing the tenants.  If it has been a particularily trying day, you can get free food from one of the cafeterias in the building or sneak a drink from the executive lounges in the name of a security check.

When the call came in that the 25th was overrun, Mike Pendegrass wished that he had strayed into one of the executive lounge instead of tarrying around 23 looking at the security doors.

“Chief Responding, Unit 12, I’ll lock it down,  sit tight! Units 1-10, lock down floors 23 down to 19, sweep down floor by floor, Unit 11, you’re with me.”

Two worried looking kids in Security Tactical gear appeared in the main lobby on 23, they had pulled out the private securty quivalent of riot gear from the security office on 23.  Mike took a club from one of them and led them out to the central staircase.

“Guys, you know what to do, get up to 25 determine the nature of the threat and seal all exits if that threat could come down on us; now get going1”

“Yes sir!” Like military recruits, the two young men tore up the staircase to the 25th, Chief Pendegrass could hear their boots pound all the way up, then the heavy doors closing behind them.

“Chief, Unit 11 checking in, there are some people milling about out here.  My partner is leading them into the secure area,  we’ll get them locked into a secure area before going on.”

“You lock down that central staircase before you do anything else boys, I don’t want anything coming down those stairs until one of you boys tosses it ahead of them, you get me?”

“Yes Sir, Unit 11 locking down stairs”

One of the boys had come into the stairwall above Chief Pendegrass and used his security key to initiate a lockdown of the 25th floor.  Mike had climbed the stairs behind the two security guards, keeping a safe distance until he was sure that whatever had caught Jack and Patrick wasn’t already spilling into the central staircase.

“Okay, I’ll finish the lockdown.  Get in there and secure the people in the security office in the north corner, it has a chute down to 24 if things go south.  Barricade them in, tell them to sit tight and wait for the all clear then get back down to this door in a hurry!”

The young guard complied and Chief Michael Pendegrass finished sealing the door, he sat down and leaned against it, calling out to his man on the roof.

“Pat, chief here, pick up on private channel” Mike swapped channels over to a private channel he knew was set aside for unit 12 “Pat, what’s your six?”

“…..ssssssSSSSSS……”

“Pat, come back”

Mike switched over to the public channel, “Unit 12, come back”

“sssssSSSS    Unit 12 coming back Chief”

“Pat, switch over to private, you got me?”

“Chief, I’m kinda in the middle of something, I’ll catch you on the flip side if I get through ….sssssSSSSS”

Security Chief Mike Pendegrass, formerly of the Saint Paul Police department smiled a little to himself and thought of the times he had asked people to hold on like that,  as if a life or death matter was some sort of chore that one could shrug off.  Mike Pedegrass leaned his full weight into the door and listened, listened for the sounds of something going wrong, for screams, for gunshots, for anything.  Beyond the murmering that once could always hear in the main stairwell, it was silence.  He could hear the odd footstep beyond the door and occasional check-ins as the units swept down from 23, but the rest was silence and peace.

“Unit 12, come back”

“Chief, this is unit 11”

“Unit 11,  have you secured the tenants on 25?”

“Yeah Chief, coming back to the main staircase, unit 11 out”

Chief Pendegrass stood up and smoothed out his uniform, he began the unlock sequence on the door and pulled open the heavy steel arm that secured it.  He waited for the twin cadenced steps of the guards of unit 11.

And waited.

Activity on 2008-11-26

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SNOWZ, "Dey Tuk Err GRasss" – I hate winter when I can’t enjoy it.
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lastfm (feed #4) 4:28pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

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twitter (feed #9) 4:36pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Joe Lieberman should be reminded with dollars and votes when he comes up for reelection that he’s no Dem and not welcome anymore.
twitter (feed #9) 4:36pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Oh god, Why can’t I make sudoers cooperate?
lastfm (feed #4) 4:37pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

lastfm (feed #4) 4:40pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 4:40pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Nuke them from orbit http://tinyurl.com/657sb2
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twitter (feed #9) 5:39pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

If you are stumped for something to get me for Christmas: www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/D38KOK8V9QJA“>https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/D38KOK8V9QJA
lastfm (feed #4) 5:48pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

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flickr (feed #2) 7:33pm Posted a photo on Flickr.

flickr (feed #2) 7:33pm Posted a photo on Flickr.

twitter (feed #9) 7:59pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: All that was left was a Torn Cowl http://tinyurl.com/6qv8z2
twitter (feed #9) 7:59pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@brianshaler My Mom’s been through it twice, no worries bud, seriously. Just support her and she’ll be great
twitter (feed #9) 8:32pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Jeph Jacques: Server Space Vampire! http://tinyurl.com/6esob8
twitter (feed #9) 8:56pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Hey "Drill Here, Drill Now" Folks; how about those gas prices?
lastfm (feed #4) 9:24pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

All that was left was a Torn Cowl

RIPPED COWL
All that was left was a Torn Cowl and a sad Sidekick or Two

So Batman: R.I.P. comes to an end.  It was a long, turgid, throbbing, uh.. cock fest.
[spoiler]

I’m beginning to think that Grant Morrison only likes a female character if he has it written down somewhere that she has a penis or will eventually turn out to be the reason the Hero is dead or crazy.  Even Ragged Robin was nothing but trouble for King Mob.  So it shouldn’t be a surprise to me that  the woman Bruce Wayne took into his confidence was pivotal to his downfall, it’s just the way Grant Morrison writes, Talia Al Ghul was just a plot point to get Damien into the picture and so on.  So when the Calvary shows up to save Batman, it’s not staffed with the local Bird of Prey or any of the Outsiders, it’s the XY brigade to the rescue (or at least, the Distraction)

Please forgive me for spoiling the story for you, but Batman has gone underground now to deal with the Black Glove and will resurface in a reasonable amount of time, because, as we all know, The Batman is always one step ahead.

Best moment of the Issue and the real saving grace of Grant’s writing, it’s well written, engaging and entertaining, especially the Joker, who is portrayed in his essential lunacy and casual violence, especially in his accidental disposal by Damien.

I strongly recommend this for Batman fans interested in seeing “the end” of the RIP series and recommend as a read for Joker fans either way.
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Activity on 2008-11-25

twitter (feed #9) 8:17am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Time to Clear off the car.. Snow is teh suck
twitter (feed #9) 9:20am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Still Not Awake Yet, Speaking And Writing In Capitalized Words! Also Everything Is An Exclamation To Wake Me Up!
twitter (feed #9) 9:49am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Repeating the Retouching Process http://tinyurl.com/6jnrhv
twitter (feed #9) 2:30pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

London Tweeters: What’s this about banning Drink at Private Functions on Public Property?
twitter (feed #9) 2:44pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@KVL Is there an official statement on it yet?
twitter (feed #9) 4:16pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I have a horrible squeal in my right ear.

There were 6 Events on November 25th

Repeating the Retouching Process

Morning LeavesWatch for Water

I’ve been poking away at some older pictures, trying to juice them for more Arty goodness.

Take these two for example, the original (retouched) version is on the Left.  I tried to deepen the contrast and enhance the decayed look of it.  On the right we have a deeper contrast pulled from a semi-HDR version of the same image, enhanced via multiple processes.

A Trash OutA Trash Out High Contrast

In this second Example; I have retouched an earlier picture in an attempt to give it a bit more punch, which I think I achieved. As opposed to the above examples, I didn’t take any hands-on steps to enhance the image; instead relying upon simple overall color and tone enhancement.

Activity on 2008-11-24

twitter (feed #9) 8:00am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Good Morning… heading out in about 30 mins
twitter (feed #9) 9:44am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@1000000 Banned a scraper from connecting to my website, watched my daughter play Guitar hero with controller behind her head.
twitter (feed #9) 9:47am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Finished my required training, meetings coming up.
twitter (feed #9) 9:57am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Busy Days, Sleepy Evenings http://tinyurl.com/5zhgw3
lastfm (feed #4) 8:12pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

lastfm (feed #4) 8:16pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 8:17pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Rammstein for the Win
twitter (feed #9) 8:18pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Re: Rammstein, I understand about 5% of it; I could be grooving to “Fat Dudes are Pathetic Poseurs” and only get the Fat part.
lastfm (feed #4) 8:21pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 8:21pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Hmmm, Punisher or Decepticon…. Sticker Decisions…
lastfm (feed #4) 8:25pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

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flickr (feed #2) 9:24pm Posted a photo on Flickr.

lastfm (feed #4) 9:25pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

flickr (feed #2) 9:25pm Posted a photo on Flickr.

lastfm (feed #4) 9:29pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

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There were 26 Events on November 24th

Busy Days, Sleepy Evenings

Sleeping Cats

Sleepy Cats – By NiteMayr

I started a new Job last week and am finding the transition to a work day that is mostly full to be exciting especially after the past few weeks of fairly empty days.  As a result my evenings feel kind of unfulfilled as I don’t get anything done (save cooking dinner or watching a movie).  Additionally; the blog has been getting some work done, but no actual writing.

We’ll see how things come out after I start working late nights in a few weeks.