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Kevin was born on the mossy hills of Scotland and lived for a while in West Lothian before the mores of pre-Thatcher and REALLY pre-Oasis Great Britain sent his family across the ocean to North America. They moved here and there and Kevin did the same when he was old enough. Now he lives in London with his family and a Dog.

Kevin Wardrop is an amateur writer, amateur photographer and professional pain in the ass. He has worked in the PC support business for most of his adult life and has been accustomed to simply answering technical questions as a matter of fiat, it was his career choice after all. Now he herds cats and puppies for a living as well as babysitting the web enterprises at the heart of western industry.

Activity on 2008-11-12

twitter (feed #9) 8:19am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@JRMoreau Already at the office, shucks.
twitter (feed #9) 8:23am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

twitter (feed #9) 8:42am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Postal workers (in this example) don’t understand the exchange of cash for services http://www.monkeyfaq.com/mail/index.html
twitter (feed #9) 8:47am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Dear Service Ontario, your Kiosks are convenient and efficient. Good Job!
twitter (feed #9) 11:48am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Oregon Tweeters, can you pick up a driver record for another person in Person?
twitter (feed #9) 1:25pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

In Bureaucratic HELL!
twitter (feed #9) 1:36pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

If you are ever in ontario license hell, call 1-8003873445, then option 1, then 2, then 0 (maybe)
twitter (feed #9) 4:26pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan It took 4 hours to get a human being on the phone that could tell me what was going on then another 2 to fix it ($75) Gah
twitter (feed #9) 5:14pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Oregonians, can someone call the records department and ask if one can expedite a records request with a credit card and a fax number?
twitter (feed #9) 5:14pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

That would be a driving record request

There were 10 Events on November 12th

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-11

  • Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer! #
  • A Cell phone for my dad: http://tinyurl.com/64once #
  • As for me, I think I am going to get the “free” blackberry phone, since I can’t justify paying 200 for the iphone. #
  • You know what I can’t wait to do? Drive the new car with my “Top gear Mix” running… that’ll be sweet. #
  • I still don’t know if my “If you kill it, you must refill it” sign is still in the break room near my old desk. #
  • “And the Papers want to know who’s shirt you wear” #
  • Considering who to Insure with, want renters insurance too… #
  • A mostly “not punk” punk movie list: http://tinyurl.com/5f43sn #
  • I’m sorry ifI offend, but: eeewww: http://www.kincardinetimes.com/ #
  • For a month I will be a “9-5″er then I switch to a night owl… I wonder if I will become an albino? #
  • LOL http://tinyurl.com/5jwmmf #
  • I could go for pea soup right now, any good “soup” places in London? #
  • Hmm, I think I’ll call a customer or two back and try to close out more tickets. #
  • AS: “Give us the proof of Trig’s maternity now!” #
  • Listening to NWO by Ministry. #

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Activity on 2008-11-11

flickr (feed #2) 7:45am Posted a photo on Flickr.

flickr (feed #2) 7:51am Posted a photo on Flickr.

flickr (feed #2) 7:57am Posted a photo on Flickr.

twitter (feed #9) 8:50am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

A Cell phone for my dad: http://tinyurl.com/64once
twitter (feed #9) 9:20am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

As for me, I think I am going to get the “free” blackberry phone, since I can’t justify paying 200 for the iphone.
twitter (feed #9) 9:23am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

You know what I can’t wait to do? Drive the new car with my “Top gear Mix” running… that’ll be sweet.
twitter (feed #9) 9:33am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Spencer is a well-read cat http://tinyurl.com/5nj7k9
twitter (feed #9) 9:54am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I still don’t know if my “If you kill it, you must refill it” sign is still in the break room near my old desk.
twitter (feed #9) 10:00am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@almightygod Oh Father of the Plains, your queries have been answered. Lord of the Buffalo, we worship your name.
twitter (feed #9) 10:16am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

“And the Papers want to know who’s shirt you wear”
twitter (feed #9) 11:01am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy Make the landing page static… took forever to load
twitter (feed #9) 11:02am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy Transitions between images are too fast and “Jump cut” fade, crossfade or something.
twitter (feed #9) 11:03am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy Dump the drop downs in favor of leading the visitor to each section to view the information they want.
twitter (feed #9) 11:37am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy It’s not too had, grab the free topstyle to get started, it’ll give you the wysiwyg view you need fro training wheels
twitter (feed #9) 12:22pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Considering who to Insure with, want renters insurance too…
twitter (feed #9) 12:33pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

A mostly “not punk” punk movie list: http://tinyurl.com/5f43sn
twitter (feed #9) 12:40pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I’m sorry ifI offend, but: eeewww: http://www.kincardinetimes.com/
twitter (feed #9) 1:04pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

For a month I will be a “9-5″er then I switch to a night owl… I wonder if I will become an albino?
twitter (feed #9) 1:09pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

twitter (feed #9) 1:29pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@warrenellis Well then you can watch from the other side of that bridge you’re burning there. LoL.
twitter (feed #9) 1:55pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I could go for pea soup right now, any good “soup” places in London?
twitter (feed #9) 2:33pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy I learned PHP by forking a piece of established software to my own ends. (black nova traders)
twitter (feed #9) 2:40pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Hmm, I think I’ll call a customer or two back and try to close out more tickets.
twitter (feed #9) 2:49pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@happyguy Comapre the value of username to your source of user s and then perform an if then statement on the value…
twitter (feed #9) 2:55pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

AS: “Give us the proof of Trig’s maternity now!”
twitter (feed #9) 2:55pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan Perhaps, if one does not work at the puppy throwing mill, but here at mill we both throw and hug puppies. It truly is bliss.
twitter (feed #9) 3:19pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan “Reverand Nathan’s Down Home Libertarian Church of the Industrial” http://tinyurl.com/5ja8lk
lastfm (feed #4) 7:36pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

lastfm (feed #4) 7:40pm Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 7:42pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Listening to NWO by Ministry.
twitter (feed #9) 9:45pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@shelisrael Ignorance is Bliss, Orwell was dead on about the Sheep

There were 31 Events on November 11th

Short Story: Lights Out Part 5

The roof access stairs were impassible; but it was clear to Patrick that staying on the 25th was going to be a bad idea; he had just heard something wet and horrible happen to his partner over the radio and was sure that he didn’t want it to happen to him.  He leaped over the bloody pools at the bottom of the stairs and caught himself on the railing of the stairs, slick footing preventing a clean landing.  The stairs were gore-laden messes with what appeared to be the remains of dozens of people all over them.  Patrick considered heading back down, but screaming and yelps of pain from behind him spurred him through the grotesque and up onto the roof into the inky, smoky night.

“Chief, this is Patrick Farrel, patrol unit 12, My partner was caught in whatever bingo is going down on 25.  I’m up on the roof to avoid catching whatever caught him!  Chief!?” his radio wasn’t coming back “Unit 12, someone come back?”

“Unit twelve, this is unit 3 on the first, we’re secure down there, what’s your six?”

“Unit 3, the roof lights are out, but there doesn’t appear to be anyone up here.  It’s freaking cold up her Rog.”

“Pat, I got ya.  Keep your head straight and keep an I eye on the roof”

“10-4 Unit 3.  Unit 12 out”

Patrick crunched along the gravel on the roof, and looked over the edge at the city below.  The streets were bathed in yellow and red, smoky and dangerous looking.  Patrick turned back towards the door to the stairs and walked face first into his partner.

“Holy Damn, Jack.  What’s going on, are you alright?”

Jack grabbed hold of Patrick and pushed him towards the edge of the rood, snapping at his face.

“Shit, Jack, what the fuck”

When the light from the fires below lit Jack’s face, Patrick could see that half of it was gone and there was nothing but evil intent in his remaining eye. Jack released Patrick’s shoulder with his right hand and swung a blinding punching into Patrick’s chin, stunning him.  Patrick fell to the gravel next to the short wall around the perimeter of the roof.  Jack began to pummel his partner, bloodying his face; between blows Patrick pulled his pistol from his belt and tried to level it at his partners knees, but Jack slapped it from his hand and over the side of the roof.

Patrick rolled to his left and escaped the rain of blows; kicking Jack’s right knee out from under him.  Jack collapsed towards Patrick who had rolled to his feet and bounced unsteadily way, returning to kick his fallen attacker in the gorey remains of his face. Stomping it.

“Yeah, you like that? Huh?  You like some of this?”

Patrick stomped his former partner until he stopped thrashing around and the wheezing bubbling blood stopped pumping from the ragged edge of his mouth.

“Shit..”

“Unit 12, this is Chief.  Come back”

Patrick’s radio was one the ground next to the wall.

“Unit 12, Chief, we’ve got a problem up on the roof; Jack just tried to toss me over the side”

“Come back Unit 12, what was that?”

“Chief, Jack just  tried to eat my face and kick me over the side of the building.  I had to stomp him dead to to get him to lay still”

“Unit 12, do not leave the location.”

“10-4 Chief.  Unit 12 on the roof and waiting.  If whatever got Jack is up here Chief, I don’t want to meet it.  Jack was all fucked up before he got to me, half of his face was gone; like somoeone ripped it off”

“Say again 12?”

“Jack’s face was torn off!”

“Chief on his way”

“Shit”

Patrick sat on the gravel with his back against the wall and stared at the body of his former partner.  Patrick had been the best man at Jack’s wedding.  He was Jack’s kids’ godfather.  Jack’s wife would be devastated.  Patrick coughed a bit in regret, but snapped his flashlight out and began to scan the roof for other surprises.

There was a bloody trail leading to him from the door, but there was no other sign of disturbance on the roof.  Patrick stood up and walked to the door; from behind the door he could hear heavy, but labored footsteps and called out “Chief?”

There was no response, but a grey arm shot up from the gloom; Patrick pointed his flashlight down into the stairwell and immediately slammed the door shut and sat down against it.

“Chief, lock down the 25th, do not enter 25!”

“Unit 12, repeat?”

“Chief, get the 25th locked down.  There are more things like Jack down there, they are all fucked up and dead Chief.  We got zombies or some shit like that on 25!”

Weak arms began to pound the door behind him, they wanted out but couldn’t budge the door.  Patrick braced himself and then ran for Jacks body, Jack’s pistol was still strapped to his waist.  Patrick grabbed the gun and the extra clips stored there and turned to face the monsters pouring from the door.

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-10

  • Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car. #
  • Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract. #
  • Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice #
  • Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev. #
  • Neat Tutorials http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/category/tutorials/ #
  • Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp #
  • I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now? #
  • Snow, again. Damn. #
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy #
  • Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down” #

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Activity on 2008-11-10

lastfm (feed #4) 7:48am Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 8:25am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car.
twitter (feed #9) 8:30am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract.
twitter (feed #9) 8:54am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice
twitter (feed #9) 9:33am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Short Story: Lights Out Part 4 http://tinyurl.com/5mez3l
twitter (feed #9) 9:42am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@SusieStalker You are filled with dread because Winter is coming. A perfectly natural and rational dread if you ask me.
twitter (feed #9) 9:45am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev.
twitter (feed #9) 10:39am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu Granted, but at 16K it is a good deal more car than say the simliarly priced Kia Spectra or Toyota Corolla.
twitter (feed #9) 10:45am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu It looks like CC is going down the tubes. Oh well, get armed with price lists and get in there to negotiate for cheap!
twitter (feed #9) 10:53am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

twitter (feed #9) 11:00am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan Are you sure? Is it Safe?
twitter (feed #9) 11:04am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp
twitter (feed #9) 11:37am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now?
twitter (feed #9) 11:38am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan How is Kodos doing?
twitter (feed #9) 1:40pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Snow, again. Damn.
twitter (feed #9) 2:39pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy
twitter (feed #9) 2:59pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu I read over a bunch of posts, they yiff to McCain/Palin.
twitter (feed #9) 3:20pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down”
twitter (feed #9) 9:41pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan Sorry about the damage, All he wrecked around our place was our couch and rattan footlocker, I just wrote them off.
twitter (feed #9) 10:28pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer!

There were 20 Events on November 10th

Short Story: Lights Out Part 4

When the suns finally fell beyond the horizon, Saint Paul was dark except for the emergency lights of the buildings and the lights of cars gridlocked on the streets.  In the Feldex Building, Janice McMurray and Frank James stared down into the deepening gloom below the building, trying to ignore the fights and recriminations that were happening behind them in the office.

“It’s looking crazy down there, did you see the crash along there?” Frank rubbed his head against the warm glass and stared down the streets.  The dull glow that would normally accompany an evening was an inky blackness punctuated by the twinkling lights of he emergency lights and cars; it was chaos in the streets though.  He could see fires and panic below.

Janice stood up and walked out of the offices, past the scuffles in the common area and walked out onto the balcony area looking down into the city.  Standing in the winds; she could smell the smoke and fires out in the city, she could hear the honking and crashing and sonic violence of a city in panic.  There were sirens and bullhorns bleating all around her; but over it all, there were screams and moans.

In the streets below, in the lights of the cars; Janice could see what looked like a battle; the writhing and scattering bodies of people clashing and flashing into each other in between the cars.  There were, what looked like, wolf packs of figures cutting through the cars, hauling people from them and killing them on the roofs of the idling vehicles.  She turned away from it and ran back inside to Frank.

“Frank, there are people being killed down there!  It’s like the whole city has gone crazy at street level”

The office was in chaos, people had split into factions.  Some were gearing up to leave, intending to take the stairs down and leave via the emergency exits and most were trying to convince them to stay.  Janice screamed at the top of her lungs: “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK DOWN AT THE GOD DAMNED STREET; IT’S FUCKING CHAOS DOWN THERE! GET A GRIP AND LOOK DOWN!”  She pointed down at the streets as flowers of fire bloomed from below the lines of the windows.  It was clear that cars were blowing up in the crowded avenues below.

The Pa chirped loudly and the murmuring, yelling  and crying halted in the office.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!   THIS IS THE CHIEF OF BUILDING SECURITY!  THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE, PLEASE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN!  We are sealing the ground level and first 4 floors of the building.  There are a number of events going on outside and in order to ensure your security we are locking the building down.  Close and lock all office doors; do not open them until you receive an all clear over the PA system or when a security officer appears in person to lead you out of the building.  Under no circumstances is the 25th floor to be visited.  There is an ongoing police presence on that floor along with building security personnel.  Building residents on the 25th floor are asked to make their presence known via a call to the security desk.  We thank you for your patience.”

The PA chirped again and the announcement was repeated, the PA then hissed and went silent.

Jance fell back into her chair next to Frank and tried to get her cell phone to work.   Frank watched her; waiting for her to talk again.

“It’s a mess down there Frank, it’s like a war is going on in the street”

“I can see cars blowing up down there, Janice.  It’s so dark out but there is so much light down there now from the fires.  Do you want to hole up in one of the exec offices with a couch and try to get some sleep?”

“No, I’m going to stay here and watch the street.  If one of the buildings around us catches on fire, I want to be ready to go it it gets to us.”

“This building is like a fortress, the fire would have to start inside the building to get us and the way the fire-prevention system is set up, it would be confined to one floor.  It’d take one of these buildings collapsing into us to make a real impact.   I’m gonna go and try and sleep somewhere.”

Frank got up and wandered into the gloomy areas of the office, over to the executive offices.  Janice kicked off her shoes and curled into her chair, staring out into the dark and fire lit streets, unsure what to do.

The office had fallen to silence, with people barricading the doors into the halls and recriminations turning into sorrow and fellow-feeling; former adversaries turning to each other for comfort against an increasingly frightening unknown.

“OH GOD JESUS, FUUUCK SAVE ME CHIEF…SQUARKSSSSsssssss”  the PA had burst to life for a moment then hissed into silence again.  The effect was electric, with wails and yells going up around the office.  No one in the office knew the voice, but the fear and confusion was obvious.  “OH GOD, CHIEF!  THEY ARE EVERYWHERE ON 25, LOCK DOWN THE FLOOR, LOCK IT D…” a warm wet squelch cut off the last word and the PA went silent again.

Janice ran to the doors and began to help with the barricading; certain now that whatever was going on was so much worse than she had even considered.

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-08

  • Okay Tweeters, as my new job will have me “on call” I’m going to need a cell phone. I’m looking at the iphone, how is it as a phone? #
  • This morning, How to Build a New PC or Laptop. #
  • Alright, before the new Build, Cleaned up my storage and workbench area, now it should be functional for non-Kevins in the future. #
  • Hey everyone, how’s your grandma? #
  • Cleaned and straightened my work area, disposed of the cardboard boxes, wrote a guide to building laptops and desktops closed a ticket…. #
  • If nothing comes up in the next 30 minutes, I’m out of here. #

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