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Six years after the destruction of his original body, Emperor Palpatine emerged from the seclusion of Byss while the remnants of the former Empire were devastated in the ongoing Galactic Civil War, as well as the fighting amongst Imperials. When the Luke Skywalker infiltrated the Imperial Citadel, he was shocked to discover that his suspicions were correct—Emperor Palpatine had survived death itself, in a manner of speaking. Despite the fact that Skywalker was responsible for Darth Vader’s sacrificial act of redemption that led to Palpatine’s first death, the Emperor still desired to turn Skywalker into his new apprentice. After revealing the unpleasant experience of constantly dying and transferring his essence into a young clone version of himself, Palpatine once more offered Skywalker a place at his side. Skywalker, like his father before him, agreed to serve the clone Emperor, believing that the only way to truly defeat Palpatine was by using the dark side against him.[35]

Probable plot for at least one of the next few ‘Wars movies

They’re also funny. They humorously bond while one pulls a pesky bullet out of the other, and also while cocking their guns in an elevator to the Muzak strains of “The Girl from Ipanema” (although Sly and the Family Stone’s “A Family Affair” would have been funnier).

There’s also a potential for a drinking game: one shot for every time Willis angrily yells “I’m on vacation!”

You can actually imagine these guys working together for a sixth Die Hard, which doesn’t seem like such a terrible idea, especially if Mary Elizabeth Winstead returns for more than the cameo she has here.

And here I decide that if there is no Die Hard 6 “The Old Never Die Hard they just Die Harder” I’ll be in a funk for decades