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When the channel started in 2011, Sun News claimed that it would never demand the Canadian Radio-Television Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) make it part of the mandatory basic cable package, as it would be a tax on all Canadians. But now the right-wing cable company is doing just that, casting off its supposed free-market principles in a bold bid to push its ideology into every Canadian household. Effectively, this “tax” paid for by Canadian cable subscribers would amount to a public subsidy of $20 million dollars per year even though its parent company, Quebecor, is the biggest newspaper owner in Canada. The CRTC will decide to approve or reject Sun News’ petition in a week.

Please rember, Quebecor’s Board doesn’t answer to anyone but it’s shareholders, the CBC answers to all of us..

From now on, people who frequently claim EI are expected to accept any job for which they’re qualified, within 100 kilometres of home, as long as the pay is 70 per cent of their previous salary.

Because if you have a seasonal job that pays minimum wage; you’re bound to own a car or have access to transportation for a 100 kilometer trip….

They’re talking to us. George [Lucas] wanted to know whether we’d be interested. He did say that if we didn’t want to do it, they wouldn’t cast another actor in our parts – they would write us out. … I can tell you right away that we haven’t signed any contracts. We’re in the stage where they want us to go in and meet with Michael Arndt, who is the writer, and Kathleen Kennedy, who is going to run Lucasfilm. Both have had meetings set that were postponed — on their end, not mine. They’re more busy than I am.

Mark Hamill on “The Sequels” — UMM how do you write out… oh man are they just gonna ignore all those expanded universe novels that are beloved… wait this is George Lucas; of course he’s gonna piss over EVERYTHING…. it’s what he do (not does, “do” as in “thas whut ah doo”)

Do me a favor. The next couple of days when you go into work, pat a co-worker on the back. Then, after you’ve established you’re a back-patter, pat him or her on the butt instead.

Notice how you’re now sitting through a sexual harassment seminar? That’s because the buttocks are an erogenous zone, just like nipples. Now, I’m not saying that parents who spank their children are doing it with erotic intent, of course. But I would suggest that if you wouldn’t put a clothespin on your kid’s nipple for misbehaving, maybe think twice about applying pain to another erogenous zone.

I know, you got mild torture on your erogenous zone when you were a kid, and you grew up just fine, and the problem with kids today is no one is torturing their erogenous zones, I get it. But maybe we should think twice about the whole erogenous-zone-torture thing.

mrskullhead – on spanking as a form of corporal punishment

OBEY
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
CONSUME
WATCH TV
THIS IS YOUR GOD

Forget about the contest, Google just has to get Rowdy Roddy Piper as their spokesman. And by “spokesman”, I mean having him personally pick fights with people in alleyways to get them to wear the glasses…

Strange Interlude at 10:25 AM

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In her complaint – which also takes aim at Earls’ Albino Wings Wednesdays – Eros alleges the name demeans her and other albinos by deliberately evoking a sense of oddness about the condition, CBC News reports.

I look forward to the banning of all “chubby” and “pleasantly plump” or Fatty products….