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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-23

Published by NiteMayr on March 23, 2009
  • Slumdog Millionaire was GREAT, I don’t know it if it was the best film of 2008, but it was really great. #
  • Good Night all, no I am not going to look at my work email, I don’t go on call until 8AM, I’ll look after a good night’s rest. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-21

Published by NiteMayr on March 21, 2009
  • What was the song that went with the video of a girl dating a cardboard boy (going to a carnival and stuff) #
  • What, What? http://tinyurl.com/dfjcxb #
  • The Pretenders cover of “Creep” sucks #
  • So does the Moby one… Moby’s singing voice isn’t up to it.. he can sing, but creep isn’t for him… the chorus is good, but the rest.. #
  • This is a fun blog http://www.musicsnobbery.com/ #
  • Best Cover of Creep Evah! http://tinyurl.com/4dtahg #
  • I know it won’t last long, but a combination of Glenn Beck and Blog gives my blog as a number 2 hit on Google… Take that, ya tool! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-20

Published by NiteMayr on March 20, 2009
  • Handled some emals and worked a bit… I’m going to stop now #
  • Q: hey, you know what the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts are?

    A: beer nuts are a $1.69, deer nuts are under a buck #

  • Rest in Frozen Furry Pieces, Space Bat! http://tinyurl.com/dzrgtj #
  • HEY! Dirty Hippies and Trust Fund Anarchists! Spamalot is coming to Eugene http://tinyurl.com/cthgnp #
  • Was the dad really a ghost in “The Weatherman”? I think, yes! #
  • Still #1 http://wefollow.com/tag/fat YES! #
  • I was handed a Bible and a measuring stick and told to find out the distance the words in it would go. For a long time they went pretty far #
  • OLD Blog Post: In Defense of my Religious Upbringing http://tinyurl.com/55h35s #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-19

Published by NiteMayr on March 19, 2009
  • I wonder why there has been an uptick in searches for “symantec helpdesk resume” hmmmm? #
  • If abortions become illegal; how do you punish the Mothers if they have one? http://tinyurl.com/2ed6q9 #
  • I’m not sure if I’m still sick or if now I’m hungry.. same sort of pain. #
  • RT @phronk That video reminded me of this post from @davemunger: http://bit.ly/WxcZF. Illegal abortion = forced pregnancy as punishment. #
  • Another Abortion link http://tinyurl.com/ggswc – Is this my brain subtly telling me something… #
  • Is there a pro-life demo going on up the street or something, I swear… It’s abortion debate day on the internet or something… #
  • Being a smartass…. it’s fun and a great workout #
  • Am I gaming the system? #
  • Number one FAT twitter user: http://wefollow.com/tag/fat There’s a competition I hope to lose! #
  • Writing documentation from scratch, I am AWARE of the real documentation for this product, but I need to make “newb” proof versions. #
  • Including working when I should have been resting, I have been working for 14 hours today. Ah Salary… #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-18

Published by NiteMayr on March 18, 2009
  • Up at 10, Lunch at noon, Dinner at Midnight? LoL #
  • It’s getting kinda cool in here, closing windows! #
  • Thanks internet http://tinyurl.com/d9kz86 #
  • I have produced pseudo-roti for dinner tonight…. they are wrapped for me to eat later. #
  • Fixing ReWrite Rules…. #
  • Now I’m torn, anyone going to see the Hip at Harris Park http://www.rockthepark.ca/index.cgi #
  • AH, finally my picture is up to date,,,, ReWrite rule is still not working #
  • It is impossible to read the host name the user is connecting to before the SSL handshake is complete… damn #
  • When I was out for a break I realized that I have dishes to clean when I get home… at 2:20 or so in the morning. Being a Bachelor sucks #
  • Ignoring the dead weight #
  • Cleaned up the writing section of my blog… don’t miss Project Billy! #
  • This whiskeyy isn’t fit for human consumption! I think my mouth is about to melt #
  • Goodnight all; no more tweeting or facebook for me tonight…. #
  • Okay, one more post. Spammer blocked! the same name again spammer? Creativity fail! #
  • Good Night All, for real this time. Happy Birthday to Josie! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-17

Published by NiteMayr on March 17, 2009
  • Good Afternoon, I’m on my unpaid day off, I’ve already been working … 7 hours before my normal shift would be starting! DAMN!!!! #
  • MMMMMmmm Proper Peaberry Coffee freshly brewed! #
  • Work Finished? Please? #
  • I’ll sat it again #teaparty folks, where are you “No Bailout for Banks” signs? Where are your “No Corporate Welfare” signs? #
  • Additonally #teaparty ers where were you when millions were being tossed into the desert? Huh? Billions evaporated into the sand. #
  • #912 #teaparty Where the hell were you for the 8 years of Bush slapping your future into the dirt? NOW you get religion? NOW you have it? #
  • tftp and pxe ubuntu install to an old 1U rackmount…. fun stuff #
  • Now for MOAR COFEEE #
  • Re-Orged DVD collection, Series first, movies I love next, then the rest…. I’ll have to set up that second set of shelves soon #
  • IANAM, but encourage my female friends to read: http://tinyurl.com/d8lsxc Viva la Revolution! #
  • Fun Geek Note: One of the PMs at the office was hovering during troubleshooting and I described a service as “Borked” this was a new term. #
  • IANAM, but encourage my female friends to read: http://tinyurl.com/d8lsxc Viva la Revolution! #
  • Blocked three robospammers in succession… damn robots! #
  • IANAM, but encourage my female friends to read: http://tinyurl.com/d8lsxc Viva la Revolution! #
  • wget –user=ftp –password=ftp ftp://ftp.rs.internic.net/domain/db.cache -O /etc/bind/db.root Yeah #
  • I’m really pissed off, I automated the deployment of an app, manually confirmed that it was in place and now a coworker is redeploying it #
  • Oh Crap on a Cracker Facebook, I don’t care that Friend X has scored Y on Howmuchofadoucheami? FILTERS PLEASE #
  • Weekend Fail: Being on call prevents me from enjoying 66% of my weekend. #
  • Mashed up some data, I appear to be on call on or around every long weekend from now until simcoe day…the august holiday…. damn. #
  • Spencer is obsessed with the space behind Jen’s chair. What’s going on there? He freaks out when I go over to look #
  • Say your charter school fails; it was teaching kids 2+2 = pepsi. Then what? well, that’s 100s of kids that need to be reeducated…. #
  • The Prayer Challenge on Craig Ferguson http://tinyurl.com/ccdyme #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-16

Published by NiteMayr on March 16, 2009
  • Another Call… at least something was actually wrong this time. My Unpaid day off tomorrow has turned into a time and a half full day! #
  • Dear Seth MCFarlane, why are you putting scenes from my youth on your show? #
  • The Song “Mellow Samba” from the Choke Soundtrack is beguiling me…. where can I get it? #

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