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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-27

  • New Toilet, No More Water, funny smell in laundry. What’s up now? #
  • My Xbox just Red Ringed, for those of you taking notes that’s exactly 2 years since we bought it #
  • London Tweeters: I want an RGB to Component Cable, where can I find one? #
  • at Argyle, London, Ontario, Canada (3 stars): Autodata offices http://schmap.me/nr9wqj #
  • After these Tea Parties tomorrow ID’ing actual radical Anti-Government folks will be easy, just look at the footage from the rallies! #
  • I am Jacks Utter disapproval, which has nothing to do with #teaparty http://tinyurl.com/ytrtv #
  • Oh What a Lovely #teaparty #
  • Have you seen “Jay and Silet BobnStrike Back”? There’s a reference to a #teaparty in that movie too; It’s less onanistic though. #
  • RT Send your tea party photos directly to teapartyphotos@gmail.com to have auto-posted 2 http://www.tcunation.com! someone tell 4chan! #
  • It’s hard to forget that it’s not Friday when I have an unexpected Day Off Tomorrow… #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-25

  • Watching “Right America” ; Dear McCain Supporters, you are crazy (Obama supporters; don’t feel too good about your friends either) #
  • Tried to write a post about “Dirt Parties” but couldn’t make it sound earnest and not elitist. Gave up. #
  • Kinda Tired, Kinda Bore3d, fighting with a Conceptual problem #
  • “Recovering Libertarian” (n) A euphemism for Republicans who want to Smoke Pot and have Premarital Sex without the guilt. #
  • It’s that time again! http://twitpic.com/1oj48 #
  • It’s incredibly late, good night #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-24

  • Chicken Parmesan (no breading or cheese on the final product) for Supper, What’s your Dinner Looking like? #
  • Oh Geez, It’s freaking hot in this Office. Who turned on the damn Ceramics Furnace in here? #
  • Awesome! http://tinyurl.com/dg2qt6 #
  • Please stop shopping at Circuit city: http://tinyurl.com/dggv97 #
  • Werkin’ cleaned up some space issues, communicated displeasure with space hog. #
  • For later http://www.guitarnoise.com/ #
  • Cheers for now, back v soon #
  • Back for ages, why tweet it? #
  • Daemon McBain, you’re still a douche. #
  • Jen’s online SL “role playing” relationships may not be all about sex; but she’s on 14 hours a day! Someone Save me from SL Addiction! #
  • I have taken steps to deal with it, but I can’t make them permanent while she’s still addicted. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-21

  • Savory Garlic & Coffee Chicken for Dinner (like half a breast each, Jen had a whole one) Yum! Don’cha wish you had me to cook for ya? #
  • RT: favourite palindrome? Mine: “Lisa Bonet ate no basil”(via @danpinder) – Mm, good, but I prefer “Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas” #
  • Daemon McBain, you may be the LAMEST twice divorced 42-year-old EVER. I bet you have a ponytail and a bald head. #
  • OKay, good night. Heading home #

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