Tag: one-liners

• Savory Garlic & Coffee Chicken for Dinner (like half a breast each, Jen had a whole one) Yum! Don’cha wish you had me to cook for ya? #
• RT: favourite palindrome? Mine: “Lisa Bonet ate no basil”(via @danpinder) – Mm, good, but I prefer “Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas” #
• Daemon McBain, you may be the LAMEST twice divorced 42-year-old EVER. I bet you have a ponytail and a bald head. #
• OKay, good night. Heading home #

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• I need to get a drink of water or something… totally dried out. #
• Got some DRANK #
• Sucking the content of my LJ into a WP.com blog… just in case #

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• This looks like fun http://tinyurl.com/acbons #
• RT @xenijardin http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/ (AWESOME) #
• The Now – http://twitpic.com/1kbkd. At werk #

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• Werkin’ #
• I have a metric ton of email to read through, see you in a bit. #
• That’s a great deal of email down. Only a few more messages to go! #
• Two Thousand Emails! Two Thousand! Yikes! Mostly gone now… Important mail archived, inbox clean! #
• Setting up a laptop for friends. #
• “..And that’s when the hornet stung me, and I had a feverish dream” I always think of a HS Crush when I hear this song, seriously. #
• Too Much Tragically Hip. #
• I wonder if I will make the time to finish this map… #
• No. 5 Search term that is hitting the blog this week “canadian assholes” why? #

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• The cat just elbowed Jen in the face, spencer the mighty! #
• Despite “Living in Canada”; I know that the Obama WH is going to effect me; in much the same way any loud & armed neighbor would. #
• Listening to “Everything is Everything” by Lauryn Hill – What’s playing over there? #
• Give “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Rock!” a chance: http://tinyurl.com/4avfu5 #

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• I was on call all weekend, there was a problem with a router level device but received no calls, CURSES! #
• Thanks guys, left me a bunch of work today. #
• I have no idea what the hell these people were trying to do here… nothing is where one would expect it, crap is all over the place. DAMN! #
• Wow, that was a fairly busy 4 hours… now to contemplate a better awstats script #
• Cleaned up that script… leaving it in the hands of the actual user to test new version (as the data is somewhat important) #
• City of Ember, not bad for a kids movie. Certainly better than Wall-E #
• GAH! There is enough snow out there to cause the schools to close… damn #
• Go DeFazio! http://tinyurl.com/8dsxxn #
• I present, the Nosebleed http://flickr.com/photos/nitemayr/3195314196/ #
• Agh, moar snow! I have to drive in this crap? Snow Squalls tonight too? Damn! #
• Damn, came to the office after all, on the plus side, fun stuff to do tonight (packet diagnosis and SNMP troubleshooting) #
• Congratulations to Raymi for her Best Diarist Win, I voted for ya #
• However when a best <something I care about> is something I never heard of, what is up with that? #
• Again: Congratulations to Raymi for her Best Diarist Win, I voted for ya #
• Lunch/Dinner Time, BK or Subway? #
• Okay, so “nothing” is what’s for dinner. Too Busy. Also Hungry. Good Combination #
• Hey Look! It’s Wednesday now #
• Dear London (UK); Re: Random Searches a citizen says: “We lived under IRA bombings and didn’t need this rubbish.” #
• Another way to ride http://tinyurl.com/5sr72y #
• Before we get a Prisoner Remake? NO! http://tinyurl.com/9t9jhl #
• Hmmm, started day with a Fail whale…. Not a good sign #
• He’s Dead, Boss, Boss? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28661103 #
• Shoot, I think I just killed that one… #
• Right now I have the carcass of today’s chicken dinner (chicken, rice, peas and potato) simmering in the pot, soup from scrap tomorrow! #
• Anyone out there know an AV vendor that produces (good) Windows and Linux compatible software that can be manged from a single console? #
• Holy Crap, did I ever sleep in today, bed at 3:47 up at at ll:40-something. Lazy Lazy Lazy, gotta get up early tomorrow to compensate. #
• Dear South Carolina; Please see “The First Amendment” http://tinyurl.com/7mfsbl (and the 14th) #
• I really have to save up some cash for this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/avcards/8c43/ I keep putting it off (looks like fun) #
• I’m beginning to think that 007Ben doesn’t like photography anymore, someone go snag his lenses and such and send them over here #
• WuG users (I know you are there I hear you seething) ; why do we use it? #
• So why doesn’t lightbox work on my images now? #
• I’ve just worked out that I only really get one day off per week. Seriously, only one day off per week. #
• I have to figure out how to sell a 10 hour shift to my team… Monday to Thursday 10 hour days (4 until 2) then off all weekend. #
• Somewhere out there Bryce Tordiffe is Wearing black today: http://www.comcast.net/articles/tv/20090114/Obit.McGoohan/ #
• That grgrgr noise? It’s Bill-O winding up the outrage engine http://tinyurl.com/7a2ro2 #
• Need to get back on the reading trail, reading too many comics #
• Okay, got my lightbox working again… that wasn’t hard. Now to get it to be black instead of white. #
• postsuper -d is your friend. Really. It is. #
• “Yum update” LIES! #
• Last night, when I left the office (2AM) it was so cold I couldn’t turn the knobs on the instrument panel in my car, they were frozen #
• busy day thus far, fixed a script that was causing some heart ache… it really should be running on some box outside the environment #
• I may get in trouble for fixing another techs work, but it needed to be corrected and he wasn’t exactly in the office to do it. #

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• Woke up to a wicked nose bleed #
• I was on call all weekend, there was a problem with a router level device but received no calls, CURSES! #
• Thanks guys, left me a bunch of work today. #
• I have no idea what the hell these people were trying to do here… nothing is where one would expect it, crap is all over the place. DAMN! #
• Wow, that was a fairly busy 4 hours… now to contemplate a better awstats script #
• Cleaned up that script… leaving it in the hands of the actual user to test new version (as the data is somewhat important) #
• City of Ember, not bad for a kids movie. Certainly better than Wall-E #
• GAH! There is enough snow out there to cause the schools to close… damn #
• Go DeFazio! http://tinyurl.com/8dsxxn #
• I present, the Nosebleed http://flickr.com/photos/nitemayr/3195314196/ #
• Agh, moar snow! I have to drive in this crap? Snow Squalls tonight too? Damn! #
• Damn, came to the office after all, on the plus side, fun stuff to do tonight (packet diagnosis and SNMP troubleshooting) #
• Congratulations to Raymi for her Best Diarist Win, I voted for ya #
• However when a best <something I care about> is something I never heard of, what is up with that? #
• Again: Congratulations to Raymi for her Best Diarist Win, I voted for ya #
• Lunch/Dinner Time, BK or Subway? #
• Okay, so “nothing” is what’s for dinner. Too Busy. Also Hungry. Good Combination #
• Hey Look! It’s Wednesday now #
• Dear London (UK); Re: Random Searches a citizen says: “We lived under IRA bombings and didn’t need this rubbish.” #
• Another way to ride http://tinyurl.com/5sr72y #
• Before we get a Prisoner Remake? NO! http://tinyurl.com/9t9jhl #
• Hmmm, started day with a Fail whale…. Not a good sign #
• He’s Dead, Boss, Boss? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28661103 #
• Shoot, I think I just killed that one… #
• Right now I have the carcass of today’s chicken dinner (chicken, rice, peas and potato) simmering in the pot, soup from scrap tomorrow! #
• Anyone out there know an AV vendor that produces (good) Windows and Linux compatible software that can be manged from a single console? #
• Holy Crap, did I ever sleep in today, bed at 3:47 up at at ll:40-something. Lazy Lazy Lazy, gotta get up early tomorrow to compensate. #
• Dear South Carolina; Please see “The First Amendment” http://tinyurl.com/7mfsbl (and the 14th) #
• I really have to save up some cash for this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/avcards/8c43/ I keep putting it off (looks like fun) #
• I’m beginning to think that 007Ben doesn’t like photography anymore, someone go snag his lenses and such and send them over here #
• WuG users (I know you are there I hear you seething) ; why do we use it? #
• So why doesn’t lightbox work on my images now? #
• I’ve just worked out that I only really get one day off per week. Seriously, only one day off per week. #
• I have to figure out how to sell a 10 hour shift to my team… Monday to Thursday 10 hour days (4 until 2) then off all weekend. #
• Somewhere out there Bryce Tordiffe is Wearing black today: http://www.comcast.net/articles/tv/20090114/Obit.McGoohan/ #
• That grgrgr noise? It’s Bill-O winding up the outrage engine http://tinyurl.com/7a2ro2 #
• Need to get back on the reading trail, reading too many comics #
• Okay, got my lightbox working again… that wasn’t hard. Now to get it to be black instead of white. #
• postsuper -d is your friend. Really. It is. #
• “Yum update” LIES! #
• Last night, when I left the office (2AM) it was so cold I couldn’t turn the knobs on the instrument panel in my car, they were frozen #
• busy day thus far, fixed a script that was causing some heart ache… it really should be running on some box outside the environment #
• I may get in trouble for fixing another techs work, but it needed to be corrected and he wasn’t exactly in the office to do it. #

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• Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car. #
• Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract. #
• Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice #
• Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev. #
• Neat Tutorials http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/category/tutorials/ #
• Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp #
• I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now? #
• Snow, again. Damn. #
• Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy #
• Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down” #
• Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer! #
• A Cell phone for my dad: http://tinyurl.com/64once #
• As for me, I think I am going to get the “free” blackberry phone, since I can’t justify paying 200 for the iphone. #
• You know what I can’t wait to do? Drive the new car with my “Top gear Mix” running… that’ll be sweet. #
• I still don’t know if my “If you kill it, you must refill it” sign is still in the break room near my old desk. #
• “And the Papers want to know who’s shirt you wear” #
• Considering who to Insure with, want renters insurance too… #
• A mostly “not punk” punk movie list: http://tinyurl.com/5f43sn #
• I’m sorry ifI offend, but: eeewww: http://www.kincardinetimes.com/ #
• For a month I will be a “9-5″er then I switch to a night owl… I wonder if I will become an albino? #
• LOL http://tinyurl.com/5jwmmf #
• I could go for pea soup right now, any good “soup” places in London? #
• Hmm, I think I’ll call a customer or two back and try to close out more tickets. #
• AS: “Give us the proof of Trig’s maternity now!” #
• Listening to NWO by Ministry. #
• Dear Santa; Send me this http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/avcards/8c43/ #
• Postal workers (in this example) don’t understand the exchange of cash for services http://www.monkeyfaq.com/mail/index.html #
• Dear Service Ontario, your Kiosks are convenient and efficient. Good Job! #
• Oregon Tweeters, can you pick up a driver record for another person in Person? #
• In Bureaucratic HELL! #
• If you are ever in ontario license hell, call 1-8003873445, then option 1, then 2, then 0 (maybe) #
• Oregonians, can someone call the records department and ask if one can expedite a records request with a credit card and a fax number? #
• That would be a driving record request #
• Where is Robert Novak? #
• Johnny Cash to get the Day Going #
• While I prefer the `Nails’ Version of Hurt; I can do a better Impression of Johnny Cash singing than I can of Trent Reznor, it’s a problem. #
• Why did we shift to “Superheroes” in the 20th Century? Are Superheroes the modern expression of the same need/want as myths like Hercules? #
• Ministry “Cover Up” Now…. Johnny Cash, My Chemical Romance, Ministry, Todd Snider …. odd mix today. #
• http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/steadycam/ neat #
• I was trying to figure out a Musical that didn’t “suck” I realize that I may have meant “Across the Universe” but E.R.W a sour note in it. #
• I was trying to figure out a Musical that didn’t “suck” I realize that I may have meant “Across the Universe” but E.R.W was terrible in it! #
• Transporter 3 (November 26) Holy Crap http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129442/ #
• “constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil.” = “Material Support for Terrorism” AMIRITE? #
• Picked up my last laptop on site. About 4 hours from contract end #
• Re:PickupPal getting fined | They were fined because of the “compensation” part; not because of Ride Sharing. Lurn 2 reeed. #
• I am going on to my Job Shadowing for my new Job on Monday, I’m not a Computer Janitor anymore, but I think I’ll miss it. #

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• Ministry “Cover Up” Now…. Johnny Cash, My Chemical Romance, Ministry, Todd Snider …. odd mix today. #
• http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/steadycam/ neat #

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• Where is Robert Novak? #
• Johnny Cash to get the Day Going #
• While I prefer the `Nails’ Version of Hurt; I can do a better Impression of Johnny Cash singing than I can of Trent Reznor, it’s a problem. #
• Why did we shift to “Superheroes” in the 20th Century? Are Superheroes the modern expression of the same need/want as myths like Hercules? #
• Ministry “Cover Up” Now…. Johnny Cash, My Chemical Romance, Ministry, Todd Snider …. odd mix today. #
• http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/steadycam/ neat #

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