Tag: one-liners

• Dear Santa; Send me this http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/avcards/8c43/ #
• Postal workers (in this example) don’t understand the exchange of cash for services http://www.monkeyfaq.com/mail/index.html #
• Dear Service Ontario, your Kiosks are convenient and efficient. Good Job! #
• Oregon Tweeters, can you pick up a driver record for another person in Person? #
• In Bureaucratic HELL! #
• If you are ever in ontario license hell, call 1-8003873445, then option 1, then 2, then 0 (maybe) #
• Oregonians, can someone call the records department and ask if one can expedite a records request with a credit card and a fax number? #
• That would be a driving record request #

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• Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer! #
• A Cell phone for my dad: http://tinyurl.com/64once #
• As for me, I think I am going to get the “free” blackberry phone, since I can’t justify paying 200 for the iphone. #
• You know what I can’t wait to do? Drive the new car with my “Top gear Mix” running… that’ll be sweet. #
• I still don’t know if my “If you kill it, you must refill it” sign is still in the break room near my old desk. #
• “And the Papers want to know who’s shirt you wear” #
• Considering who to Insure with, want renters insurance too… #
• A mostly “not punk” punk movie list: http://tinyurl.com/5f43sn #
• I’m sorry ifI offend, but: eeewww: http://www.kincardinetimes.com/ #
• For a month I will be a “9-5″er then I switch to a night owl… I wonder if I will become an albino? #
• LOL http://tinyurl.com/5jwmmf #
• I could go for pea soup right now, any good “soup” places in London? #
• Hmm, I think I’ll call a customer or two back and try to close out more tickets. #
• AS: “Give us the proof of Trig’s maternity now!” #
• Listening to NWO by Ministry. #

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• Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car. #
• Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract. #
• Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice #
• Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev. #
• Neat Tutorials http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/category/tutorials/ #
• Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp #
• I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now? #
• Snow, again. Damn. #
• Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy #
• Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down” #

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• Okay Tweeters, as my new job will have me “on call” I’m going to need a cell phone. I’m looking at the iphone, how is it as a phone? #
• This morning, How to Build a New PC or Laptop. #
• Alright, before the new Build, Cleaned up my storage and workbench area, now it should be functional for non-Kevins in the future. #
• Hey everyone, how’s your grandma? #
• Cleaned and straightened my work area, disposed of the cardboard boxes, wrote a guide to building laptops and desktops closed a ticket…. #
• If nothing comes up in the next 30 minutes, I’m out of here. #

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• Holy Crap this US election is Bob Roberts… it totally is…. My God. But INVERTED! #
• The guy giving an interview on CBC has a great voice… someone give him a voice-over job. #
• EA: “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” FAIL #
• http://tinyurl.com/6ouk58 “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” #
• Interesting: http://tinyurl.com/6pl6kf #
• Ugh, Fallout 3 “ends” rather than letting the player go on to check out any side quests or tie up loose threads, it’s over no matter what. #
• Election Antidote: http://tinyurl.com/5bm4or Cute Animals eat cake #
• In a strange twist, the contract manager I worked with has moved on, I wish you the best Dali. #
• Worse than 13-y-o online in MMOs, middle-aged single dudes looking for human interaction = total emotional & time vampires. #
• London Freelances and Self-Employed folks, want to be a deskside IT guy? #
• Seriously, if you are in London and want to work at the Brewery as an IT guy, DM me before Friday! #
• “The Departed” follows an obvious arc, but I thought it would be Anthony Edwards, not the weasel assistant… 4 stars! #
• BHO:GC Is he the Smiler? #
• “The Lines you Amend” may be the Finest Canadian Pop/Rock song ever… except for “If you love her, buy her a gun” #
• MF: [on Bjork] “she’d leap off the bed in mid-coitus, announcing “SANDWICH.” Then she’d return from the kitchen with a duck.” #
• My New Job has me working from 6PM – 2AM… Afternoon Movies YES, late night TV, NO #
• Organized my Documents, tools and Files for the next IT guy here at the Planet #
• Longtime Symc Folks: Are the Ninja Mice available for House Calls? #
• Nearly twenty years later I have just realized that the gross “Donair” Pizza from Yellow Submarine was *trying* to be delicious Greek Pizza! #
• My Electionfilter is Eddie Izzard http://tinyurl.com/6my2t7 #
• Say a little Prayer for my Demo, My Demo, My Demo, My Demo…. #
• This song makes me wish my subwoofer ws hooked up… maybe I’ll hook it up soon. #
• Dear America, Golf Clap for you. #
• Sorry Smiler, I gotta go to bed, I’ll watch your speech when the music and doves have been added in post. #
• I stayed up and watched the speech; dude should have looked happier. #
• I wonder how many seething, simmering, former Palin Rally attendees are out there this morning? Do they feel as bad as I did in 2000? #
• Class: “I wish I had been wiser, I wish I had been more effective, I wish I’d been more unifying, I wish I’d been more principled.” #
• Hard to focus on work this AM….. #
• ASS: a richer and younger guy with stronger corporate backing won against a guy who stood firmly by his core values for his whole life. #
• 17 page quick start guide with Video of how to use Altiris to install Software, Done. Now to make a map of the campus and a Build Guide. #
• More SL Insantiy: Jen (as a cat) “Dragonfire Zhao licks the Volvos” #
• Michael Crichton died, I’ll remember him for the good times and forget (now he is dead) the bad. in pulverem reverteris #
• So Tired. Jen kept waking me up bashing about all night… #
• I think the world is telling me something, I’ve heard or read at least 6 people saying that they should stay home and golf today. #
• Dear Headline news; with Beck leaving, can he take Nancy Grace and all the personality driven shows with him? Just headlines 24/7 please! #
• Need a free image editor to produce map of site… #
• finished the majority of my visual map , now I have to clean out my storage room/work area and create a demonstration of a build. #
• You’re so vain, you probably think this status is about you… #
• SymC folks, any specifics on the cuts yet? #
• I’m such a putz, I didn’t get a “Obama is Prez” newspaper for framing in my house. Say what you will, it’s momentous. #
• These past two weeks have seen blog drama on and off with two “Mavericks” one who I think is earnest and one who is batshit crazy. #
• The Free Market has spoken http://gumshoe.tumblr.com/post/58211039 (Credit to “This isn’t Happiness”) #
• Okay Tweeters, as my new job will have me “on call” I’m going to need a cell phone. I’m looking at the iphone, how is it as a phone? #
• This morning, How to Build a New PC or Laptop. #
• Alright, before the new Build, Cleaned up my storage and workbench area, now it should be functional for non-Kevins in the future. #
• Hey everyone, how’s your grandma? #
• Cleaned and straightened my work area, disposed of the cardboard boxes, wrote a guide to building laptops and desktops closed a ticket…. #
• If nothing comes up in the next 30 minutes, I’m out of here. #

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• So Tired. Jen kept waking me up bashing about all night… #
• I think the world is telling me something, I’ve heard or read at least 6 people saying that they should stay home and golf today. #
• Dear Headline news; with Beck leaving, can he take Nancy Grace and all the personality driven shows with him? Just headlines 24/7 please! #
• Need a free image editor to produce map of site… #
• finished the majority of my visual map , now I have to clean out my storage room/work area and create a demonstration of a build. #
• You’re so vain, you probably think this status is about you… #
• SymC folks, any specifics on the cuts yet? #
• I’m such a putz, I didn’t get a “Obama is Prez” newspaper for framing in my house. Say what you will, it’s momentous. #
• These past two weeks have seen blog drama on and off with two “Mavericks” one who I think is earnest and one who is batshit crazy. #
• The Free Market has spoken http://gumshoe.tumblr.com/post/58211039 (Credit to “This isn’t Happiness”) #

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• Dear America, Golf Clap for you. #
• Sorry Smiler, I gotta go to bed, I’ll watch your speech when the music and doves have been added in post. #
• I stayed up and watched the speech; dude should have looked happier. #
• I wonder how many seething, simmering, former Palin Rally attendees are out there this morning? Do they feel as bad as I did in 2000? #
• Class: “I wish I had been wiser, I wish I had been more effective, I wish I’d been more unifying, I wish I’d been more principled.” #
• Hard to focus on work this AM….. #
• ASS: a richer and younger guy with stronger corporate backing won against a guy who stood firmly by his core values for his whole life. #
• 17 page quick start guide with Video of how to use Altiris to install Software, Done. Now to make a map of the campus and a Build Guide. #
• More SL Insantiy: Jen (as a cat) “Dragonfire Zhao licks the Volvos” #
• Michael Crichton died, I’ll remember him for the good times and forget (now he is dead) the bad. in pulverem reverteris #

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• Dear America, Golf Clap for you. #
• Sorry Smiler, I gotta go to bed, I’ll watch your speech when the music and doves have been added in post. #
• I stayed up and watched the speech; dude should have looked happier. #
• I wonder how many seething, simmering, former Palin Rally attendees are out there this morning? Do they feel as bad as I did in 2000? #
• Class: “I wish I had been wiser, I wish I had been more effective, I wish I’d been more unifying, I wish I’d been more principled.” #
• Hard to focus on work this AM….. #
• ASS: a richer and younger guy with stronger corporate backing won against a guy who stood firmly by his core values for his whole life. #
• 17 page quick start guide with Video of how to use Altiris to install Software, Done. Now to make a map of the campus and a Build Guide. #
• More SL Insantiy: Jen (as a cat) “Dragonfire Zhao licks the Volvos” #
• Michael Crichton died, I’ll remember him for the good times and forget (now he is dead) the bad. in pulverem reverteris #

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• “The Departed” follows an obvious arc, but I thought it would be Anthony Edwards, not the weasel assistant… 4 stars! #
• BHO:GC Is he the Smiler? #
• “The Lines you Amend” may be the Finest Canadian Pop/Rock song ever… except for “If you love her, buy her a gun” #
• MF: [on Bjork] “she’d leap off the bed in mid-coitus, announcing “SANDWICH.” Then she’d return from the kitchen with a duck.” #
• My New Job has me working from 6PM – 2AM… Afternoon Movies YES, late night TV, NO #
• Organized my Documents, tools and Files for the next IT guy here at the Planet #
• Longtime Symc Folks: Are the Ninja Mice available for House Calls? #
• Nearly twenty years later I have just realized that the gross “Donair” Pizza from Yellow Submarine was *trying* to be delicious Greek Pizza! #
• My Electionfilter is Eddie Izzard http://tinyurl.com/6my2t7 #
• Say a little Prayer for my Demo, My Demo, My Demo, My Demo…. #
• This song makes me wish my subwoofer ws hooked up… maybe I’ll hook it up soon. #

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• The guy giving an interview on CBC has a great voice… someone give him a voice-over job. #
• EA: “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” FAIL #
• http://tinyurl.com/6ouk58 “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” #
• Interesting: http://tinyurl.com/6pl6kf #
• Ugh, Fallout 3 “ends” rather than letting the player go on to check out any side quests or tie up loose threads, it’s over no matter what. #
• Election Antidote: http://tinyurl.com/5bm4or Cute Animals eat cake #
• In a strange twist, the contract manager I worked with has moved on, I wish you the best Dali. #
• Worse than 13-y-o online in MMOs, middle-aged single dudes looking for human interaction = total emotional & time vampires. #
• London Freelances and Self-Employed folks, want to be a deskside IT guy? #
• Seriously, if you are in London and want to work at the Brewery as an IT guy, DM me before Friday! #

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