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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-02

Published by NiteMayr on July 2, 2009

Published by NiteMayr on July 1, 2009

"941 Sales from 2009-6-29 found in file" This phrase took two weeks to arrive, 5 minutes to code in complex fashion. #
RT @jonathancoulton Regarding said street date it might be in those stores, but you may want to check first. http://bit.ly/40rNJ6 #

Published by NiteMayr on June 30, 2009

Micahel Bay: My fun gene is intact and in some cases, overactive. That said; peeing robots and humping legs aren't fun; they're cliche'd. #
The Life of a Ghostbuster is the life of someone who KNOWS that there is life after death and sometimes it involves being a flying snotball. #

Published by NiteMayr on June 29, 2009

The Sham-Wow Did it. http://bit.ly/3IcyRt #
Great Top Gear this week; I though May deserved at least a 4, but I'm not a girl. #
Crap it's late, gotta go to bed. Good night Sam; you're a funny funny funny person. #

Published by NiteMayr on June 27, 2009

"Anderson Cooper Remembers Going To Studio 54 When He Was 10 With Michael Jackson" No Comment. #
I used a unique address for the NIN|JA website thing and now it's getting spam. BAD BAD BAD NIN|JA sold my email address! BAD BAD BAD! #
Snow Patrols' own song silenced by copywrite claim by RIAA stooge http://bit.ly/17t6zb #

Published by NiteMayr on June 26, 2009

Michael Bay: TF2 wasn't well promoted because even the blind can detect a lump of crap at a distance and notoriety isn't the same as fame. #
At least a heart attack is better than anal cancer. Who has Abe Vigoda in the Pool for number three? http://www.abevigoda.com #
RT @robcorddry: I wish it had been Michael Jackson that broke the story of TMZ dying. I can almost hear the high-fives. #
At least a heart attack is better than anal cancer. Who has Abe Vigoda in the Pool for number three? http://www.abevigoda.com #

Published by NiteMayr on June 25, 2009

BennyHill4tehlulz http://bit.ly/8fvRU #
Seriously? http://bit.ly/RHpur
That should be (R) Sir, ARRRRRR #
Spencer got in a wicked fight this morning, no serious wounds but he does have a an eye injury, no vet needed just a bump. #
Uh, maybe you don't want to read Invincible 63, pretend it isn't new comic day and do something else, okay? #

Published by NiteMayr on June 24, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen; your one trick Pony " Wyclef Jean – Emergency Concert for The People of Iran" | How about no? #
Twenty years ago today, Warner Brothers took a risk and released Batman… how old do you feel now? #
FINALLY! Ebert Re: Transformers "though it's as difficult to make out which machine is which" | That's what bugged me about it, beigebots. #

Published by NiteMayr on June 23, 2009

August 21st can't come quicker | http://bit.ly/wwtve #
The Hangover was a good "Lost Weekend" movie, I recommend it, but I don't think I'll buy it… #
Did double sets at the Gym today (mostly) at double speed. Feeling it in my neck and felt it in my chest… maybe shouldn't rush it. #
223 Lines of Bash Script later, I think this snort rules handler is almost ready. #
America: Only the Second Amendment is Sacred | http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/22/terror.guns/index.html #
Face Meet Palm: "I read the King James Bible. And I tell you, if it was good enough for Jesus, it was good enough for me." – Preacher #
How many times did he face plant http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/19/physics.gif #
What do you think Chris? http://bit.ly/RTw4I #
Jesse Watters S'Talk S'talk S'talk | http://bit.ly/mPZH0 #

Published by NiteMayr on June 22, 2009