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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-09

  • You know what, listening to “Big White Cloud” through “Eargasm(RJdJ)” on the iPhone is pretty trippy, until you start listening to Orbital. #
  • Verified that my IDS install is working out in a Service location, all is well. The Project that had me crazy is over at last, phew…. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-05

  • Micahel O’leary “If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver” Go get it! #
  • Dane Cook ripped of George Carlin in his latest Comedy Central Special… “Deleting Contacts” This was supposed to be his “Notadoucheback” #
  • It may escape the writers; everyone can go to G rated moves PG+ = -15-75% of audience … http://bit.ly/9VYTj #
  • Somebody sponsor *Shona Holmes* for US citizenship, she doesn’t belong here in Soviet Canuckistan #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-04

  • Just woke up after dreaming about oac hs year, all my former teachers were froendly mobile corpses and the students were positive cliches #
  • This isn’t Activism; this is the minimum: http://bit.ly/hVnuC #
  • Thsi story bears all the earmarks of bullshit: http://bit.ly/fvICn #
  • I’m writing filter rules to watch for Facebook and Twitter access. #
  • Oh the wonders and horrors of pro-active monitors, Now I know one of the mac users is surfing Dave Matthews Guitar Tabs, yay! #
  • If you are interested in knowing, we are officially looking to buy a house. In a reckless and unprepared fashion. #
  • That Obama, he really is turning out to be “Jeb Bush”, isn’t he? States Secrets, Secret Trials, Anti-Union Actions… not really change… #
  • Emile Hirsch may be the most repellent actor working today, that includes “specialty” work in underground film production. No Mas, No Mas! #
  • These guys are Internet White Knights with brass balls; http://bit.ly/PTVg3
    “If you sue us we perm-blacklist you” #
  • Dear Subnormals; Is Joe the “Festive” one? http://bit.ly/OA7p0 #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-04

  • Just woke up after dreaming about oac hs year, all my former teachers were froendly mobile corpses and the students were positive cliches #
  • This isn’t Activism; this is the minimum: http://bit.ly/hVnuC #
  • Thsi story bears all the earmarks of bullshit: http://bit.ly/fvICn #
  • I’m writing filter rules to watch for Facebook and Twitter access. #
  • Oh the wonders and horrors of pro-active monitors, Now I know one of the mac users is surfing Dave Matthews Guitar Tabs, yay! #
  • If you are interested in knowing, we are officially looking to buy a house. In a reckless and unprepared fashion. #
  • That Obama, he really is turning out to be “Jeb Bush”, isn’t he? States Secrets, Secret Trials, Anti-Union Actions… not really change… #
  • Emile Hirsch may be the most repellent actor working today, that includes “specialty” work in underground film production. No Mas, No Mas! #
  • These guys are Internet White Knights with brass balls; http://bit.ly/PTVg3
    “If you sue us we perm-blacklist you” #
  • Dear Subnormals; Is Joe the “Festive” one? http://bit.ly/OA7p0 #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-31

  • Pat Buchanan should be kissing Kanye Wests’ ass right now “Barrack obama believes in people of color … over white people” Seriously!?!? #
  • Seriously, Fox should have a bunch of guys in Brown Shirts and white sheets (a la Python’s hankie thugs) yelling “She’s a Racist!” #

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