Thanks to Meltdown comics, and my flippin sweet internship there (and maybe due to the fact that I spent $30 on stuff), I got seven of these things for the awesome low price of FREE.
They are what they seem. Chris Hardwick Magic the Gathering cards. *insert epic fangirl gif here*
I’m keeping one for myself and sending some away as part of Christmas gifts. Bless the Nerdist gods and enjoy your friggin burrito.