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In short: if the toilets “don’t work” in Rand’s house, he should blame his own failure to fulfill the personal responsibility of homeownership. Perhaps he should stride boldly to the nearest place of commerce and ask some titan of industry to assist him.

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So here’s Romney, looking dapper in a sports coat and khaki slacks, protesting FOR the Vietnam Draft. He knows that as a Mormon Missionary, he’s exempt from the draft. He doesn’t particularly care if a bunch of his classmates die slogging through Vietnamese mud. He can get behind that. As long as he doesn’t have to go himself.

— An experimental drug derived from a poisonous weed can travel harmlessly through the bloodstream until it detects cancer cells and kills them.

Does it have an intelligent Sensor system? Hmmm? Detects…. phwah

Cancer, Artificial Leg? Must Be a terrorist Child, GROPE HIM FAST!!!

I like this because of Reasons

wilwheaton:

Yes, Conservative Rubes, if America just gives the 2% ruling class everything they want to be even richer at the expense of everything the remaining 98% of Americans need to survive, the 2% ruling class will magically — contrary to decades of data — give you a job that finally pays you a living wage. Honest. They pinky swear for reals this time.

But until then, keep blaming Obama for the shitty economy because of reasons.