if you’ll excuse me, I have 100 zombies to dispatch.
#WritingFromIsolationWard
YouTube – Obama Monkey T-shirts raise ire!
“…known for his conservative views…”
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the estates of the Rey families went ahead and sued this dude for trademark or copyright infringement.
The Real News: Making a killing from the food crisis
Devlin Kuyek: “Right now Cargill is making approximately $471 000 an hour in profits”
I’m not sure, but given what we’ve been seeing over the past few weeks, I’m not convinced that I won’t be stocking up on some dry goods like rice. I have ample storage here so it may be a good idea, if only to save some cash.
What do you think, is there something coming down the pipe at us all?
Cobb bar owner: Nothing wrong with Obama shirt | ajc.com
Marietta bar owner Mike Norman says the T-shirts he’s peddling, featuring a look-a-like of cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with “Obama in ’08” underneath, are not meant to offend.
Norman acknowledged the imagery’s Jim Crow roots but said he sees nothing wrong with depicting a prominent African-American as a monkey,
I will have to disagree, this IS racist, but then I say “so what”?
Let the misguided be misguided. Appeal to their better nature and if it doesn’t stop then abandon them. This isn’t clever or funny or some kind of statement, it’s pure and simple racism.
Someone should start printing up John Mcain with George W. Bush working him as a hand puppet (with the puppet hung from GeeDub’s crotch)
That’s clever!
The British Film Institute Refuses to Screen ‘The Love Guru’ – Cinematical
the British Film Institute has responded to Hindu protests, and has issued a statement that the prestigious institution will “not be screening this title nor will be involved with a possible release of it.”
How do people walk around this planet that think this way?
“My religion is so important to me that I will go out of my way to enforce it on the world around me!”
I’ve seen a number of fat lunatics on screen, can I have them excised from movies? Should I protest the “Austin Powers” movies because of how “Fat Bastard” is portrayed? NO!!! I celebrate the comedy of it all. The portrayal of Scottish People in “So I Married an Axe Murderer” was hilarious! What is wrong with people? Do they have no sense of humor at all?
Please see “Friends of God” or “The Root of Evil (parts 1 &2)” and know the answer is “yes” they have no sense of humor at all.
Yes I am equating Eastern Hindu with Western Christian. It’s all spirituality and it’s all fairly inappropriately used to oppress or depress the non-spiritual.
After 10 Years at Symantec and a few here and there; I’ve amassed a fair bit of corporate culture and spread a bit of my own.
Thus with tongue in cheek (and sometimes not) I give some advice for presenters gleaned from a series of Train the Trainer sessions
Office Drone 1: I’ve been wasting employer dollars in fruitless training sessions for 5 years!
Office Drone 2: Oh yeah!?!? I’ve been doing nothing but roll paper coronets at my desk for over a decade!
Office Drone 3: Oh YEAH!!??! I’m having sex with Ms. Johnson’s daughters and that’s how I got that corner office...
Constructive Alternative: Instead of dedicating X (varying) amount of time to your “group building” activity, introduce yourself noting why you are presenting today, explain what you are presenting and set out a time line for the Presentation including breaks and lunches (if needed)
Side Note: When tailoring your speech or documents for the general public you are encouraged to mete out your information in easy to understand, spoon-fed portions. In a professional office everyone is expected to have a high-school diploma and the reading comprehension skills that accompany such accolades. Speak to your audience as if they can think, breath and chew gum at the same time.
Anecdote: I’m a fairly energetic and entertaining presenter, I’ve been told on numerous occasions that when I am “on” I am engaging and entertaining as well as super-informative. I’m also aware that if I am put off-track I can been boorish and overbearing. My personal lesson is to remember that the whole audience needs to hear what I am saying, becoming sidetracked by single individuals or problems brings the whole Presentation down.
Comedy: It’s all about …
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Yes, it is a euphemism.
Constructive Advice: Run your presentation in brief by your spouse or room mate. If they get bored, it is too long or it does not engage them. If they are not in your target audience, find someone who is and run your presentation by them. Repeat until you have informed and not bored your audience.
At the end of your presentation, thank your audience for their attention, make any kind of evaluation sheets/methods available and record your own feedback in writing while it is still fresh.
Question: How do you reward yourself for a job well done?
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Shouts & Murmurs: The Symbols on My Flag (And What They Mean): Humor: The New Yorker
The skull and crossbones, in the lower right corner, stands for pirates, and all that they have given us.
The angel holding the sword represents how guns are nice but swords are more of a “heavenly†thing.
The plow with the four-leaf clover symbolizes the luck of the farmer.
The quicksand represents the travails of life. The hand sticking out of it is so you know it’s quicksand and not just a dirty spot on the flag.
The bat stands for eternal life, through our lord Dracula.
The sheaf of wheat symbolizes the bounty of the land, and the hope that soon more things will come in sheaves.
The parrot represents the need to communicate, even if it’s only squawks.
The tin of paprika stands for paprika, a spice I hope to learn more about.
The triskelion indicates that I know what a triskelion is.
The sun on the horizon makes you wonder, Is it rising or setting? And is it our sun or a weird invader sun? The five rays coming out of the sun symbolize the five times that I have had sex.
On my Flag You will find:
Megatron for all the joy that the Decepticon regime has brought to Cybertron
A Tetragrammaton as I think those odd symbols bear weight to flags, especially when they are secret names for Deities.
For color I will add a rainbow skull, in remembrance of the Rainbow Sprites. Only Rob Abel Messiah may understand the reference completely.
A complex looking series of guns and weapons, around the edges, chased by Cowboys and Indians.
A Manikin head and a trophy, for obvious reasons.
The Centerpiece being “The Internet” as an abstract, which means there will be a giant hole in the middle of my flag. If anyone asks, the hole is “The Internet” or “Ennui” no, maybe it’s “Heroism through Adversity“.
I’ll get back to you on the center.
What’s on your flag?