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Month: November 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-11

  • Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer! #
  • A Cell phone for my dad: http://tinyurl.com/64once #
  • As for me, I think I am going to get the “free” blackberry phone, since I can’t justify paying 200 for the iphone. #
  • You know what I can’t wait to do? Drive the new car with my “Top gear Mix” running… that’ll be sweet. #
  • I still don’t know if my “If you kill it, you must refill it” sign is still in the break room near my old desk. #
  • “And the Papers want to know who’s shirt you wear” #
  • Considering who to Insure with, want renters insurance too… #
  • A mostly “not punk” punk movie list: http://tinyurl.com/5f43sn #
  • I’m sorry ifI offend, but: eeewww: http://www.kincardinetimes.com/ #
  • For a month I will be a “9-5″er then I switch to a night owl… I wonder if I will become an albino? #
  • LOL http://tinyurl.com/5jwmmf #
  • I could go for pea soup right now, any good “soup” places in London? #
  • Hmm, I think I’ll call a customer or two back and try to close out more tickets. #
  • AS: “Give us the proof of Trig’s maternity now!” #
  • Listening to NWO by Ministry. #

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Short Story: Lights Out Part 5

The roof access stairs were impassible; but it was clear to Patrick that staying on the 25th was going to be a bad idea; he had just heard something wet and horrible happen to his partner over the radio and was sure that he didn’t want it to happen to him.  He leaped over the bloody pools at the bottom of the stairs and caught himself on the railing of the stairs, slick footing preventing a clean landing.  The stairs were gore-laden messes with what appeared to be the remains of dozens of people all over them.  Patrick considered heading back down, but screaming and yelps of pain from behind him spurred him through the grotesque and up onto the roof into the inky, smoky night.

“Chief, this is Patrick Farrel, patrol unit 12, My partner was caught in whatever bingo is going down on 25.  I’m up on the roof to avoid catching whatever caught him!  Chief!?” his radio wasn’t coming back “Unit 12, someone come back?”

“Unit twelve, this is unit 3 on the first, we’re secure down there, what’s your six?”

“Unit 3, the roof lights are out, but there doesn’t appear to be anyone up here.  It’s freaking cold up her Rog.”

“Pat, I got ya.  Keep your head straight and keep an I eye on the roof”

“10-4 Unit 3.  Unit 12 out”

Patrick crunched along the gravel on the roof, and looked over the edge at the city below.  The streets were bathed in yellow and red, smoky and dangerous looking.  Patrick turned back towards the door to the stairs and walked face first into his partner.

“Holy Damn, Jack.  What’s going on, are you alright?”

Jack grabbed hold of Patrick and pushed him towards the edge of the rood, snapping at his face.

“Shit, Jack, what the fuck”

When the light from the fires below lit Jack’s face, Patrick could see that half of it was gone and there was nothing but evil intent in his remaining eye. Jack released Patrick’s shoulder with his right hand and swung a blinding punching into Patrick’s chin, stunning him.  Patrick fell to the gravel next to the short wall around the perimeter of the roof.  Jack began to pummel his partner, bloodying his face; between blows Patrick pulled his pistol from his belt and tried to level it at his partners knees, but Jack slapped it from his hand and over the side of the roof.

Patrick rolled to his left and escaped the rain of blows; kicking Jack’s right knee out from under him.  Jack collapsed towards Patrick who had rolled to his feet and bounced unsteadily way, returning to kick his fallen attacker in the gorey remains of his face. Stomping it.

“Yeah, you like that? Huh?  You like some of this?”

Patrick stomped his former partner until he stopped thrashing around and the wheezing bubbling blood stopped pumping from the ragged edge of his mouth.

“Shit..”

“Unit 12, this is Chief.  Come back”

Patrick’s radio was one the ground next to the wall.

“Unit 12, Chief, we’ve got a problem up on the roof; Jack just tried to toss me over the side”

“Come back Unit 12, what was that?”

“Chief, Jack just  tried to eat my face and kick me over the side of the building.  I had to stomp him dead to to get him to lay still”

“Unit 12, do not leave the location.”

“10-4 Chief.  Unit 12 on the roof and waiting.  If whatever got Jack is up here Chief, I don’t want to meet it.  Jack was all fucked up before he got to me, half of his face was gone; like somoeone ripped it off”

“Say again 12?”

“Jack’s face was torn off!”

“Chief on his way”

“Shit”

Patrick sat on the gravel with his back against the wall and stared at the body of his former partner.  Patrick had been the best man at Jack’s wedding.  He was Jack’s kids’ godfather.  Jack’s wife would be devastated.  Patrick coughed a bit in regret, but snapped his flashlight out and began to scan the roof for other surprises.

There was a bloody trail leading to him from the door, but there was no other sign of disturbance on the roof.  Patrick stood up and walked to the door; from behind the door he could hear heavy, but labored footsteps and called out “Chief?”

There was no response, but a grey arm shot up from the gloom; Patrick pointed his flashlight down into the stairwell and immediately slammed the door shut and sat down against it.

“Chief, lock down the 25th, do not enter 25!”

“Unit 12, repeat?”

“Chief, get the 25th locked down.  There are more things like Jack down there, they are all fucked up and dead Chief.  We got zombies or some shit like that on 25!”

Weak arms began to pound the door behind him, they wanted out but couldn’t budge the door.  Patrick braced himself and then ran for Jacks body, Jack’s pistol was still strapped to his waist.  Patrick grabbed the gun and the extra clips stored there and turned to face the monsters pouring from the door.

Activity on 2008-11-10

lastfm (feed #4) 7:48am Scrobbled a song on Last.fm.

twitter (feed #9) 8:25am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car.
twitter (feed #9) 8:30am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract.
twitter (feed #9) 8:54am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice
twitter (feed #9) 9:33am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

New blog post: Short Story: Lights Out Part 4 http://tinyurl.com/5mez3l
twitter (feed #9) 9:42am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@SusieStalker You are filled with dread because Winter is coming. A perfectly natural and rational dread if you ask me.
twitter (feed #9) 9:45am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev.
twitter (feed #9) 10:39am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu Granted, but at 16K it is a good deal more car than say the simliarly priced Kia Spectra or Toyota Corolla.
twitter (feed #9) 10:45am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu It looks like CC is going down the tubes. Oh well, get armed with price lists and get in there to negotiate for cheap!
twitter (feed #9) 10:53am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

twitter (feed #9) 11:00am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan Are you sure? Is it Safe?
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Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp
twitter (feed #9) 11:37am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now?
twitter (feed #9) 11:38am Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan How is Kodos doing?
twitter (feed #9) 1:40pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Snow, again. Damn.
twitter (feed #9) 2:39pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy
twitter (feed #9) 2:59pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@Ultramegakungfu I read over a bunch of posts, they yiff to McCain/Palin.
twitter (feed #9) 3:20pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down”
twitter (feed #9) 9:41pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

@RevNathan Sorry about the damage, All he wrecked around our place was our couch and rattan footlocker, I just wrote them off.
twitter (feed #9) 10:28pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Got soaked at the dealer…. I really did… payments are deal able but insurance is killer!

There were 20 Events on November 10th

Twitter Updates for 2008-11-10

  • Good Monday, I have not slept much; when I did sleep, I had nightmares. I’m stressed over the big change and maybe getting a new car. #
  • Changed all my passwords over here for the last time or at least, for the last time during this contract. #
  • Petrolheads, in terms of a Family Car, at 16,000 Cdn. is a 2008 Grand Prix worth it? Jen is in love with it already, so I may have no choice #
  • Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras Kev. #
  • Neat Tutorials http://www.blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/category/tutorials/ #
  • Must Remember to get second Gt 8500 card on way home from work…. Lol http://www.nvidia.com/content/forcewithin/us/download.asp #
  • I know it’s wrong, but I could kill a hot dog with mustard, relish and ketchup… or maybe a burger. What is in the caff. right now? #
  • Snow, again. Damn. #
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican Furries http://tinyurl.com/5svppy #
  • Who is this: “his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down” #

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Short Story: Lights Out Part 4

When the suns finally fell beyond the horizon, Saint Paul was dark except for the emergency lights of the buildings and the lights of cars gridlocked on the streets.  In the Feldex Building, Janice McMurray and Frank James stared down into the deepening gloom below the building, trying to ignore the fights and recriminations that were happening behind them in the office.

“It’s looking crazy down there, did you see the crash along there?” Frank rubbed his head against the warm glass and stared down the streets.  The dull glow that would normally accompany an evening was an inky blackness punctuated by the twinkling lights of he emergency lights and cars; it was chaos in the streets though.  He could see fires and panic below.

Janice stood up and walked out of the offices, past the scuffles in the common area and walked out onto the balcony area looking down into the city.  Standing in the winds; she could smell the smoke and fires out in the city, she could hear the honking and crashing and sonic violence of a city in panic.  There were sirens and bullhorns bleating all around her; but over it all, there were screams and moans.

In the streets below, in the lights of the cars; Janice could see what looked like a battle; the writhing and scattering bodies of people clashing and flashing into each other in between the cars.  There were, what looked like, wolf packs of figures cutting through the cars, hauling people from them and killing them on the roofs of the idling vehicles.  She turned away from it and ran back inside to Frank.

“Frank, there are people being killed down there!  It’s like the whole city has gone crazy at street level”

The office was in chaos, people had split into factions.  Some were gearing up to leave, intending to take the stairs down and leave via the emergency exits and most were trying to convince them to stay.  Janice screamed at the top of her lungs: “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK DOWN AT THE GOD DAMNED STREET; IT’S FUCKING CHAOS DOWN THERE! GET A GRIP AND LOOK DOWN!”  She pointed down at the streets as flowers of fire bloomed from below the lines of the windows.  It was clear that cars were blowing up in the crowded avenues below.

The Pa chirped loudly and the murmuring, yelling  and crying halted in the office.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!   THIS IS THE CHIEF OF BUILDING SECURITY!  THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE, PLEASE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN!  We are sealing the ground level and first 4 floors of the building.  There are a number of events going on outside and in order to ensure your security we are locking the building down.  Close and lock all office doors; do not open them until you receive an all clear over the PA system or when a security officer appears in person to lead you out of the building.  Under no circumstances is the 25th floor to be visited.  There is an ongoing police presence on that floor along with building security personnel.  Building residents on the 25th floor are asked to make their presence known via a call to the security desk.  We thank you for your patience.”

The PA chirped again and the announcement was repeated, the PA then hissed and went silent.

Jance fell back into her chair next to Frank and tried to get her cell phone to work.   Frank watched her; waiting for her to talk again.

“It’s a mess down there Frank, it’s like a war is going on in the street”

“I can see cars blowing up down there, Janice.  It’s so dark out but there is so much light down there now from the fires.  Do you want to hole up in one of the exec offices with a couch and try to get some sleep?”

“No, I’m going to stay here and watch the street.  If one of the buildings around us catches on fire, I want to be ready to go it it gets to us.”

“This building is like a fortress, the fire would have to start inside the building to get us and the way the fire-prevention system is set up, it would be confined to one floor.  It’d take one of these buildings collapsing into us to make a real impact.   I’m gonna go and try and sleep somewhere.”

Frank got up and wandered into the gloomy areas of the office, over to the executive offices.  Janice kicked off her shoes and curled into her chair, staring out into the dark and fire lit streets, unsure what to do.

The office had fallen to silence, with people barricading the doors into the halls and recriminations turning into sorrow and fellow-feeling; former adversaries turning to each other for comfort against an increasingly frightening unknown.

“OH GOD JESUS, FUUUCK SAVE ME CHIEF…SQUARKSSSSsssssss”  the PA had burst to life for a moment then hissed into silence again.  The effect was electric, with wails and yells going up around the office.  No one in the office knew the voice, but the fear and confusion was obvious.  “OH GOD, CHIEF!  THEY ARE EVERYWHERE ON 25, LOCK DOWN THE FLOOR, LOCK IT D…” a warm wet squelch cut off the last word and the PA went silent again.

Janice ran to the doors and began to help with the barricading; certain now that whatever was going on was so much worse than she had even considered.

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Good morning, it’s cold and I am going to make coffee.
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Nebraska was the best state that I passed through when we drove across the US http://tinyurl.com/5s282m
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twitter (feed #9) 6:17pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

Trying Some New Beers This Weekend: Devi’s Pale Ale is Great up front, kinda bad aftertaste http://tinyurl.com/5bs5zx
twitter (feed #9) 8:07pm Posted a tweet on Twitter.

I went and played with the iphone today, I really liked it. I also saw that I could get a “free” blackberry pearl for free..

There were 47 Events on November 8th

Weekly Roundup from 2008-11-08

  • Holy Crap this US election is Bob Roberts… it totally is…. My God. But INVERTED! #
  • The guy giving an interview on CBC has a great voice… someone give him a voice-over job. #
  • EA: “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” FAIL #
  • http://tinyurl.com/6ouk58 “Since you have the first 19 characters of the code already, you can basically try “guessing” the last character.” #
  • Interesting: http://tinyurl.com/6pl6kf #
  • Ugh, Fallout 3 “ends” rather than letting the player go on to check out any side quests or tie up loose threads, it’s over no matter what. #
  • Election Antidote: http://tinyurl.com/5bm4or Cute Animals eat cake #
  • In a strange twist, the contract manager I worked with has moved on, I wish you the best Dali. #
  • Worse than 13-y-o online in MMOs, middle-aged single dudes looking for human interaction = total emotional & time vampires. #
  • London Freelances and Self-Employed folks, want to be a deskside IT guy? #
  • Seriously, if you are in London and want to work at the Brewery as an IT guy, DM me before Friday! #
  • “The Departed” follows an obvious arc, but I thought it would be Anthony Edwards, not the weasel assistant… 4 stars! #
  • BHO:GC Is he the Smiler? #
  • “The Lines you Amend” may be the Finest Canadian Pop/Rock song ever… except for “If you love her, buy her a gun” #
  • MF: [on Bjork] “she’d leap off the bed in mid-coitus, announcing “SANDWICH.” Then she’d return from the kitchen with a duck.” #
  • My New Job has me working from 6PM – 2AM… Afternoon Movies YES, late night TV, NO #
  • Organized my Documents, tools and Files for the next IT guy here at the Planet #
  • Longtime Symc Folks: Are the Ninja Mice available for House Calls? #
  • Nearly twenty years later I have just realized that the gross “Donair” Pizza from Yellow Submarine was *trying* to be delicious Greek Pizza! #
  • My Electionfilter is Eddie Izzard http://tinyurl.com/6my2t7 #
  • Say a little Prayer for my Demo, My Demo, My Demo, My Demo…. #
  • This song makes me wish my subwoofer ws hooked up… maybe I’ll hook it up soon. #
  • Dear America, Golf Clap for you. #
  • Sorry Smiler, I gotta go to bed, I’ll watch your speech when the music and doves have been added in post. #
  • I stayed up and watched the speech; dude should have looked happier. #
  • I wonder how many seething, simmering, former Palin Rally attendees are out there this morning? Do they feel as bad as I did in 2000? #
  • Class: “I wish I had been wiser, I wish I had been more effective, I wish I’d been more unifying, I wish I’d been more principled.” #
  • Hard to focus on work this AM….. #
  • ASS: a richer and younger guy with stronger corporate backing won against a guy who stood firmly by his core values for his whole life. #
  • 17 page quick start guide with Video of how to use Altiris to install Software, Done. Now to make a map of the campus and a Build Guide. #
  • More SL Insantiy: Jen (as a cat) “Dragonfire Zhao licks the Volvos” #
  • Michael Crichton died, I’ll remember him for the good times and forget (now he is dead) the bad. in pulverem reverteris #
  • So Tired. Jen kept waking me up bashing about all night… #
  • I think the world is telling me something, I’ve heard or read at least 6 people saying that they should stay home and golf today. #
  • Dear Headline news; with Beck leaving, can he take Nancy Grace and all the personality driven shows with him? Just headlines 24/7 please! #
  • Need a free image editor to produce map of site… #
  • finished the majority of my visual map , now I have to clean out my storage room/work area and create a demonstration of a build. #
  • You’re so vain, you probably think this status is about you… #
  • SymC folks, any specifics on the cuts yet? #
  • I’m such a putz, I didn’t get a “Obama is Prez” newspaper for framing in my house. Say what you will, it’s momentous. #
  • These past two weeks have seen blog drama on and off with two “Mavericks” one who I think is earnest and one who is batshit crazy. #
  • The Free Market has spoken http://gumshoe.tumblr.com/post/58211039 (Credit to “This isn’t Happiness”) #
  • Okay Tweeters, as my new job will have me “on call” I’m going to need a cell phone. I’m looking at the iphone, how is it as a phone? #
  • This morning, How to Build a New PC or Laptop. #
  • Alright, before the new Build, Cleaned up my storage and workbench area, now it should be functional for non-Kevins in the future. #
  • Hey everyone, how’s your grandma? #
  • Cleaned and straightened my work area, disposed of the cardboard boxes, wrote a guide to building laptops and desktops closed a ticket…. #
  • If nothing comes up in the next 30 minutes, I’m out of here. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-11-08

  • Okay Tweeters, as my new job will have me “on call” I’m going to need a cell phone. I’m looking at the iphone, how is it as a phone? #
  • This morning, How to Build a New PC or Laptop. #
  • Alright, before the new Build, Cleaned up my storage and workbench area, now it should be functional for non-Kevins in the future. #
  • Hey everyone, how’s your grandma? #
  • Cleaned and straightened my work area, disposed of the cardboard boxes, wrote a guide to building laptops and desktops closed a ticket…. #
  • If nothing comes up in the next 30 minutes, I’m out of here. #

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