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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-14

Published by NiteMayr on October 14, 2008
  • Voting this evening, Not For the Liberals (Local Candidate Blew me Off) Not for the Tories (Why would I) Not for Christian Heritage…. #
  • My ID card is borked… need to get i fixed this AM #
  • I’ll never understand opinion pieces with no byline http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122385651698727257.html #
  • I quadrupled the storage on my Compact Camera. 4 times the random pictures. Now I just need a life. LoL #
  • CPRI called my desk number 8 times over the weekend, what’s up with that? They didn’t even leave a message. #
  • Oh, uh, Don’t forget to Vote, it’s your country. #
  • Trying to write a long-form criticism of Political Schisms and coming up empty, might just write a critical piece…. #
  • @Ultramegakungfu One of the Canadian papers that I’ve lauded for it’s fact-based work and it’s opinion bits are anonymous too. Strange. in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • It’s hell waiting for important feedback. #
  • BTW, Crossed is a great comic if you are into either “Survivor” Fiction or “Zombie” fiction, avoid please if you are a Care Bears Fan #
  • @RevNathan On that I don’t disagree, that scene with “Look at what you did!” at the end unnerved me. Did you read my review? in reply to RevNathan #
  • For Americans worried about ID requirements for voting, check this out: http://tinyurl.com/4dcum4 (I can’t vote) #
  • I take that back, I CAN vote, phew. #
  • Don’t take my word for it; http://www.100reasons.ca/ Check out #20 #
  • @RevNathan NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD! in reply to RevNathan #
  • It’s fall, there are leaves and stuff everywhere now, what is the best looking park in the London area for photos? #
  • Oh, I watched “No Heroics” TimeBomb was the only sensible character on the show. I actually cringed through a great deal of it, not 4 kids #
  • Turkey soup for dinner, maybe with grilled cheese? #
  • Cooking the Soup via Remote; Jen is adding stuff to it as I call and think of new stuff to add it it. #
  • I really do believe that some people don’t recognize that divine-right = feudalism :. != Freedom. #
  • I’ll say it again, if some corporate entity wants to pay me for the crazy stuff I write online, I’m always game to sell out for a price. #
  • Awwww CRAP! http://tinyurl.com/45pmfe #
  • Conservatives = Lip Service to your Deeply Held Beliefs | Liberals = Who cares what your beliefs are, take ours or nothin’! |Take your pick! #
  • I wonder how my soup is doing? Does it need more pepper? #
  • Office People; It’s Practically Wednesday already. Don’t forget to vote! #
  • The cooking smells here at the plant make me insanely hungry. #
  • I voted, my wife was disenfranchised, this time #LdnVotes08 #
  • @happyguy There are a few Tories in here, really. in reply to happyguy #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-11

Published by NiteMayr on October 11, 2008
  • @definetheline I saw a wedding photographer shoot a whole ceremony with a 70-300 macro lens once in reply to definetheline #
  • Movies and Sleep soon. #
  • Wow, all of the “Serious” folks are starting to show up at the McCain/Palin Rallies, huh? #
  • The Massive Man/Child Crowd fight at the end of Stepbrothers made me laugh so hard I cried. Not the best movie ever, but Funny. #
  • @LiberalTour I think they are trying to get free swag, ask them to get tattoos to prove it. in reply to LiberalTour #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-10

Published by NiteMayr on October 10, 2008
  • Rock Band is fun, but everyone has to play if you are a small enough group and have all the controllers (we do) #
  • I need a mic stand so that I can play guitar and sing at the same time… then go crazy #
  • Reading an article about Obama’s appearance on Ellen reminded me of Bill’s appearance on Arsenio Hall, and how it cemented him. #
  • It seems to me that if the stock market is to recover they need to simply stop panicking. Don’t they know about what panic selling does? #
  • True: ”He does this horrible thing, but people think he’s the most sympathetic person in the movie.” Who is the Character? #
  • For all the excess it represents, this still made me smile: http://tinyurl.com/3ndkzs Now if only I had the cash… #
  • @KVL Actually, this http://tinyurl.com/3ndkzs is the ultimate answer to your tipping question a month or so ago. Pre-Tipping? in reply to KVL #
  • @happyguy Pick me one up when you’re there, ‘kay? Thanks in reply to happyguy #
  • MF: Just imagine the fallout if people’s “individually controlled” Social Security accounts were fully exposed to these markets #
  • Global Economic Collapse, thanks Conservative Politicians! #
  • If your mutual fund was devalued today, hug a Tory. #
  • There you go http://tinyurl.com/4trkab Now don’t read it until you are at home and away from people, you softie. #
  • You know, watching the Dow and listening to ‘Nails is okay after all. #
  • I see no issue with *donations* to public institutions; it’s the expectation of return in kind that annoys me. Donations != Investments #
  • How come *all* the currencies are tumbling? Can an MBA @ reply me an answer in less than 140 characters? #
  • @RevNathan Thus providing your email address to Disney and it’s associates, set up a disposable address. in reply to RevNathan #
  • @happyguy Run recuva and don’t sweat it in reply to happyguy #
  • @happyguy just don’t write anything major to disk in the intervening time in reply to happyguy #
  • @happyguy Yuo can recover it, don’t worry in reply to happyguy #
  • @HybridZero did you smash the ceremonial toy window first? in reply to HybridZero #
  • Here you go Alex http://tinyurl.com/47cg8m #
  • Dear User, please visit me so I can go for Lunch #
  • @Ultramegakungfu I sent that to 007Ben, The Man in question is the Celebrant in those Pictures in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • “The Happening”, wasn’t #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-09

Published by NiteMayr on October 9, 2008
  • @definetheline If it was a private location, he has the right, if it was a public conference, he can only control it if you “sell” it. in reply to definetheline #
  • Busy morning up and down stairs until now. #
  • mMmm, network woes diagnosed, nice turkey lunch, back to the woes #
  • @happyguy Why didn’t you buy one at the Walmart at White Oaks? in reply to happyguy #
  • @Ultramegakungfu I posted that weeks ago… you’re so web 1.0 in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • Canadian Thanksgiving, 2 weeks after the most important Birthday on the Calendar Bob Geldof and Clive barkers. #
  • @DVDQuotes Casablanca in reply to DVDQuotes #
  • OH OH OH! The rapidly dropping Price of Oil is driving the Canadian dollar down! Can I have a cookie? #
  • What the hell Harper, I mean, seriously, what the hell?!?!? The Loonie is tumbling faster than a ringling brothers clown! #
  • Crap what now, chemiluminescent only ? http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/09/energyefficiency.health #
  • I’m going to make Jenny vote next week, but I’m not going to tell her who I’m voting for. She’s not into politics, but should vote anyway! #
  • The Falling Petrodollar is killing the Canadian Economy, nationalize the oil Harper #
  • Rock Band tonight, I saw a bunch of tunes I want to play and I have a bunch of MS points… It’s like fate or something. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-08

Published by NiteMayr on October 8, 2008

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-07

Published by NiteMayr on October 7, 2008
  • @templesmith Yah, Venture Brothers is pretty much awesome. Season 2 was the best thus far imho, but Season 1 & 3 were great too! in reply to templesmith #
  • Dear Popstar, whom I have previously enjoyed the music of, your new music is teh suck. Find better producers, quick! #
  • “teh Suck” is an intentional Malapropism borne from the Internet, like pwn or LoL. #
  • @DrCrypt Well, R U HAPPi? LoL in reply to DrCrypt #
  • I’ve spent some of this morning writing about myself. I have written three pages of mostly single spaced text. I think that may be enough #
  • I still remember when you cried at the Jay’s game and said you lost your money, we all gave you 10 bucks each, you ended up with over $100! #
  • Out of Space – Do you remember this one? #
  • @happyguy wordpress.com popular posts. in reply to happyguy #
  • Bobby Lee May – three names and angry, he doesn’t drive a camaro does he? #
  • @seanbonner The sad thing is some of those things that are tacked on are awesome and beneficial to the populous as a whole, just bad timing. in reply to seanbonner #
  • Appointment at 2Pm across town, gotta go soon #
  • Back from appointment, everything appears alright. #
  • Sure Fire way to make a movie good; cast William Fichtner in it. Note I said “Good” you have to add Leland Orser to make it Awesome. #
  • @RevNathan MC Chris was in town at the Transformers premiere the night Ben and I went, we passed him and his group and it was NEEEERRRDS! in reply to RevNathan #
  • @somerled Waiting for the housing market to crash to the floor before looking into a house for my family. in reply to somerled #
  • Quick Block @tanje91 <- Spammeroooo #
  • Ground Beef, Mashed potatoes, peas, carrots = hearty dinner. #
  • I didn’t unpack my laptop after getting back from my appointment and now it seems silly to even think about it (4 minutes to go) #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-06

Published by NiteMayr on October 6, 2008
  • I can’t type in a cogent fashion this morning. Can someone please translate my thoughts into text for me? #
  • Any negative association is going to be considered REAL by the opposite team. You gotta work it then break it down flip it an reverse it. #
  • See you soon #
  • Listening to Nine Inch Nails – Dead Souls. It’s a bit early for nihilist music. Hmm, switching to Kylie Minogue. #
  • Pop music is much better for “first thing, Monday morning’, tapping my toes. #
  • Actually Surfin Bird, not Surfing Bird has been the number one Search term on Google all Morning. Go Seth McFarlane. #
  • @happyguy Hmmm, Irfanview? in reply to happyguy #
  • Something I can never have is still *too* sad in the morning – skipped to “The Frogs” #
  • Birth record from the hospital Trig Palin was born, what’s missing? http://tinyurl.com/545d8m #
  • Andrew Sullivan pointed out the whole Birth Record thing, credit where it’s due: http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/2224950/34207681 #
  • Want to go snag some food. Waiting for email response from user. Will wait until 1pm #
  • Didn’t go for food, performed a service call instead #
  • @AlmightyGod Hey God, Did you see this? http://tinyurl.com/3v4fkg Any Comments? in reply to almightygod #
  • @almightygod Works fer me, kick a machine cherub then click this: http://tinyurl.com/3v4fkg in reply to almightygod #
  • Excited, I have a present at home… I wonder what it’ll be? #
  • This man milks a full-grown Dexter cow http://tinyurl.com/4auk7z #

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