Twitter Updates for 2008-08-12

  • OLDHAM TASK FORCE CALLED #
  • IM IN UR HOUSE PWNING UR DOORS #
  • FYI U R OUT OF LAGER #
  • The preceding messages Courtesy of the Oldham Task Force on Grammar Crime, LoLCats one and all #
  • I destroyed my morning coffee in two ways 1) Jens Cup smells of Apple Cider and I can’t get rid of it 2) Too Strong (see 1) #
  • This process is making me thirsty #
  • @billdeys It had to happen the same night my ‘rents and relatives are in town…ah me. #
  • This process continues to make me thirsty. #
  • @RevNathan Give me remote access, a good ship, a strong crew, a harpoon and an admin account, I’ll slay that there whale for ye #
  • @Ultramegakungfu Lies *AND* Jello, there’s always room for Jello. #
  • @RevNathan Actually When serving Lies AND Jello, you rally gotta sink marshmallows into the jello, it cuts the bitter lies with sweetness #
  • My Ubuntu laptop has an Autobot logo on it. Now I realize that it may never leave my desk. What a waste, butI still want a Decepticon logo #
  • “Their saliva contains a substance known as *draculin*, which prevents their prey’s blood from clotting” Awesome #
  • Thinking I might move blog.nitemayr… to http://www.nitemayr and retire blog…. since the landing page makes http://www.. obsolete #
  • Going to a retail beer store to connect a PC to a switchbox… back soon #
  • The PC was dead then a meta-crisis evolved from the ether. SKilz’d it away. #

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