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Month: October 2008

Review: Step Brothers

Step Brothers

John C. Reily and Will Ferrell play the Man-Boy roles they may have been waiting their entire careers for as two spoiled and pampered manchildren of Single parents, they are faced with losing their status as the sole focus of their respective parent’s attention and fend for themselves.

An uneven and sometimes hilarious comedy. That is the single best thing one can say about this movie. Both Actors do exactly what you expect of them and 60% of the good laughs are in the trailer. I actually stopped watching the movie at points; cringing at the craven way the two men behaved. There are some notably funny moments, but the package as a whole is flawed. I’d recommend watching this as a rental or borrow it from your friend who buys all of Will Ferrell’s movies without question.

My rating: 2.5 stars
**1/2

Criticism aside, there is one scene in the movie that literally brought me to coughing racks of tears, I was laughing so hard. Imagine the massive fight between Neo and Agent Smith but 100 times more brutal and with school-aged children in the role of the massive crowd. Now imagine Will Ferrel swinging a small child as a weapon.

That one scene almost redeemed this movie to a solid 4.0. almost.

Our Immense Turkey

Over this past weekend, my family and I celebrated our Second Thanksgiving since returning from the USA.  If one was to ask me what my preferred Thanksgiving is, I’d pick the US version, it comes later in the year and kicks off the Christmas Season (well, it used to) at the right time.  Snow is falling and fall is dissolving into Winter.

Thanksgiving in Canada is a practical and parochial affair, marking the end (or is it the middle) of the Harvest. Coming before the snow even starts to fall (it’s going to be in the 70s today and I was sweating out in the muggy morning today if ever there was an upside to Global Climate Problems it’s muggy Octobers), Canadian Thanksgiving is a celebration of the agricultural largesse of the country and the bounties that it provides.  Rather than a celebration of gorged appetites and pre-Christmas shopping.  No Black Friday here, you see.

Despite my preference for the American version, I dutifully invited my In-Laws over to the townhouse for a meal (My Sister in Law declined, in order to work) and we bought what we thought would be a decent sized, but still quite small Turkey.  In the end our 27 dollar monster turned out to be far more than we could easily handle and provided us with the raw materials for at least a weeks worth of meals if we played our cards right.

Two legs for soup, dark meat too.  Two immense halves of the breast for sandwiches and just sliced for meals.  The remaining bulk turned into curry and soup meat.  The Bones were boiled overnight to make a nice stock, along with the carcass of a Chicken cooked on Saturday.  The remaining greasy bits were disposed of, I hate to do that and wished for a bigger stock pot to boil the remaning “meat” out of them.  It would need to be strained, but I could have had three big soup pots out of the remaining bits alone, I’m sure.

We’re trying to wring all we can from our nearly 30-Dollar Turkey, but it’s just so much.  I’m tempted to return to our old rule of buying the more expensive (but utilitarian) Breast Only Turkey.  Which I’m sure makes the whole waste matter all the worse, but at least I don’t throw out the bits and pieces on my own, you know?

Are Turkey bits good for Composting?  Should I compost meats?  I don’t know, I should look into that.

However, this is not really about the Turkey that sits in my Fridge and soup pot today.  I’m actually looking at a much bigger Turkey today.

Canada prospered for a while in the hands of the Tories, but even my cursory and shallow understanding of the position of the Canadian Dollar and it’s buying power has revealed that the “prosperous” Canadian economy is really only so when the Petrodollar is valuable.  Which is what the Harper Government has led us into.  The whole value of the Canadian Dollar is tied to the price of Oil, and as that price slides, so too do the prospects of Canadians in terms of buying power and position on World Markets.  Canada lives and dies on it’s raw materials exports and the Harper Government has, for the most part let this slide in deference to the Thanksgiving Banquets to the south.  Of course, Thanksgiving isn’t for another month and a bit in the US and it looks like this might be the leanest in years.  Instead of gorging on our Resources, it may be that they are sipping them from a thousand cuts and another Harper government may allow the cheap death of Canada to continue.  Our National Turkey indeed.

Review: Crossed #1

Crossed Issue One Preview, originally uploaded by Kevin Wardrop.

I’ve read a number of “Horror” comics, and more than my share of Zombie Comics in my day. I don’t think that I’ve ever really turned a page and then immediately wanted to skip what I’m seeing so quickly until I saw the Climax of this Comic.

It’s a real achievement for a Writer and Artist to come together and create something that shocks as effectively as the best horror movie. Better still if one can be equally repulsed at the same time. This Comic is truly horrifying and frightening.

Frightening like crowds of flesh hungry Peckerwoods with permanent viagra hard-ons and shrieking harridan meth-head women.

Frightening like the total breakdown of society into Paunchy Nerds and Wiry Speed freaks with Knives and dangerous libidos.

Not to mention the fact that a Nuclear Bomb has gone off in the Geographical Neighborhood.

Not To Mention that society has broken down.

You can Check out Crossed at your local Comic Store and if they don’t have it, check out Avatar Press

Story by Garth Ennis, Art by Jacen Burrows

You can check out more of my photographs at: Flickr

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-11

  • @definetheline I saw a wedding photographer shoot a whole ceremony with a 70-300 macro lens once in reply to definetheline #
  • Movies and Sleep soon. #
  • Wow, all of the “Serious” folks are starting to show up at the McCain/Palin Rallies, huh? #
  • The Massive Man/Child Crowd fight at the end of Stepbrothers made me laugh so hard I cried. Not the best movie ever, but Funny. #
  • @LiberalTour I think they are trying to get free swag, ask them to get tattoos to prove it. in reply to LiberalTour #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-10

  • Rock Band is fun, but everyone has to play if you are a small enough group and have all the controllers (we do) #
  • I need a mic stand so that I can play guitar and sing at the same time… then go crazy #
  • Reading an article about Obama’s appearance on Ellen reminded me of Bill’s appearance on Arsenio Hall, and how it cemented him. #
  • It seems to me that if the stock market is to recover they need to simply stop panicking. Don’t they know about what panic selling does? #
  • True: ”He does this horrible thing, but people think he’s the most sympathetic person in the movie.” Who is the Character? #
  • For all the excess it represents, this still made me smile: http://tinyurl.com/3ndkzs Now if only I had the cash… #
  • @KVL Actually, this http://tinyurl.com/3ndkzs is the ultimate answer to your tipping question a month or so ago. Pre-Tipping? in reply to KVL #
  • @happyguy Pick me one up when you’re there, ‘kay? Thanks in reply to happyguy #
  • MF: Just imagine the fallout if people’s “individually controlled” Social Security accounts were fully exposed to these markets #
  • Global Economic Collapse, thanks Conservative Politicians! #
  • If your mutual fund was devalued today, hug a Tory. #
  • There you go http://tinyurl.com/4trkab Now don’t read it until you are at home and away from people, you softie. #
  • You know, watching the Dow and listening to ‘Nails is okay after all. #
  • I see no issue with *donations* to public institutions; it’s the expectation of return in kind that annoys me. Donations != Investments #
  • How come *all* the currencies are tumbling? Can an MBA @ reply me an answer in less than 140 characters? #
  • @RevNathan Thus providing your email address to Disney and it’s associates, set up a disposable address. in reply to RevNathan #
  • @happyguy Run recuva and don’t sweat it in reply to happyguy #
  • @happyguy just don’t write anything major to disk in the intervening time in reply to happyguy #
  • @happyguy Yuo can recover it, don’t worry in reply to happyguy #
  • @HybridZero did you smash the ceremonial toy window first? in reply to HybridZero #
  • Here you go Alex http://tinyurl.com/47cg8m #
  • Dear User, please visit me so I can go for Lunch #
  • @Ultramegakungfu I sent that to 007Ben, The Man in question is the Celebrant in those Pictures in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • “The Happening”, wasn’t #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-09

  • @definetheline If it was a private location, he has the right, if it was a public conference, he can only control it if you “sell” it. in reply to definetheline #
  • Busy morning up and down stairs until now. #
  • mMmm, network woes diagnosed, nice turkey lunch, back to the woes #
  • @happyguy Why didn’t you buy one at the Walmart at White Oaks? in reply to happyguy #
  • @Ultramegakungfu I posted that weeks ago… you’re so web 1.0 in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • Canadian Thanksgiving, 2 weeks after the most important Birthday on the Calendar Bob Geldof and Clive barkers. #
  • @DVDQuotes Casablanca in reply to DVDQuotes #
  • OH OH OH! The rapidly dropping Price of Oil is driving the Canadian dollar down! Can I have a cookie? #
  • What the hell Harper, I mean, seriously, what the hell?!?!? The Loonie is tumbling faster than a ringling brothers clown! #
  • Crap what now, chemiluminescent only ? http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/09/energyefficiency.health #
  • I’m going to make Jenny vote next week, but I’m not going to tell her who I’m voting for. She’s not into politics, but should vote anyway! #
  • The Falling Petrodollar is killing the Canadian Economy, nationalize the oil Harper #
  • Rock Band tonight, I saw a bunch of tunes I want to play and I have a bunch of MS points… It’s like fate or something. #

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