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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-29

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-26

  • Suge Knight knows how to the stop the violence, take a nap #
  • Suge Knight knows how to play the violin #
  • Suge Knight’s got a taste for Diamonds #
  • And Suge Knight’s got a taste for Violence. #
  • There is a rap song about Suge Knight running through my head. It is a song that ONLY exisits in my head. #
  • It is performed by Fat Lip. #
  • If you eat at McDonalds, Suge Knight is keep your food preserved: http://tinyurl.com/3l2ukt #
  • The Cold War Kids are much more Generic when you get into their Album. Which is not so good. #
  • @RayS The View is okay, it’s better than Maury or Montel. in reply to RayS #
  • I don’t magically know you work for a competitor, if you do, you have to disclose that fact or you are acting in bad faith. #
  • WE all looked at each other and decided that public opinion was easily swayed, so we released an ad that said Our Guy won, and that was it. #
  • @joeljohnson It just dawned on me that you’ll have like 2000 UO kids pinging you all over so you won’t need any advice on where to go at all in reply to joeljohnson #
  • @happyguy I believe so in reply to happyguy #
  • Have to leave soon, putting the “batmobile” into the shop to get the muffler replaced. #
  • Alright, heading out. Time to visit the car doctor. #
  • @shelisrael McCain pulls ahead based on what though? I really want to start getting polls with comments on “why” from the polled. in reply to shelisrael #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-25

  • Innocently Discussing Politics: Me: Guys on the right-wing blogs don’t hesitate to call Obama the N-word. E: Narcissist? #
  • @RevNathan I was wandering around the kitchen ranting about the fox "furor" over a CBC article on Palin when it came up. in reply to RevNathan #
  • For those of you keeping score, I *do* wander around my house talking out loud to television pundits on YouTube. Judge Not and so on. #
  • My counter proposal to the bail-out plan, The fill-in plan: Saddle the companies with forced payouts to all employees and creditors. #
  • Trying to tell someone a truth they cannot understand is no different than lying to them #
  • Get your smoke on indoors without breaking the law: http://tinyurl.com/3e9w87 #
  • @Ultramegakungfu Mwa ha ha, she’s the witch of the north-west, the witchiest of all witches there’s no need, also you forgot about Dre. in reply to Ultramegakungfu #
  • You know that feeling, when you get the shivvers. That’s Suge Knight tickling your soul. #
  • Outside, when the light’s dim and the crickets chirp louder, they are warning you that Suge KNight could be outside, waiting. #
  • The Motion of the Galaxies away from each other, that’s a panicked run from Suge Knight. #
  • Sometimes, when you are sitting quietly in the dark, you think you are hearing your heartbeat, no, that’s Suge Knight schoolin’ a fool. #
  • New Math? Sure? Suge Knight + Your Money = Happy Suge Knight. #
  • Suge Knight sleeps with one eye open, he knows the Sun won’t come correct unless he’s watching #
  • When you run out of sugar at home, don’t yell out "I need Sugar!", Suge Knight has bad hearing and might come running, and then what? #
  • Candyman was scared to say Suge Knight even once in the mirror, in case Suge Knight appeared and set him right with the world. #
  • Suge Knight doesn’t shave his head, his hair follicles obey his metal commands, if Suge wants it, FOOM, instant ‘fro. #
  • If Ted Nugent tried to shoot Suge Knight with an arrow, Suge would let him do it once, because Suge Loves Wango Tango, but only once. #
  • If Pres. Bush was to appoint a Secretary of Keeping the Earth Turning, it would have to be Suge Knight, who has been doing it for years. #
  • Suge Knight doesn’t shave his head, his hair follicles obey his mental commands, if Suge wants it, FOOM, instant ‘fro #
  • I can’t wait: http://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/ #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-24

  • I smell like a deep fryer; Jen washed my shirt with a bunch of towels used to sop up hot corn oil. #
  • Suzanne Vega shares a story; you like: http://tinyurl.com/3h3792 #
  • AWESOME: http://tinyurl.com/3vw4du (Sarah Palin Fans Must Read) #
  • More Grist for the Sarah Palin Mill http://tinyurl.com/62olnl #
  • In a tear of even more nostalgia; I’m listening to "Nevermind" #
  • The Most perfect Song of the past 8 years, "You know you’re right" by Nirvana. Take that Tupac Shakur. #
  • I feel all over greasy, This shirt is going in the laundry when I get home #
  • I have become convinced that our distant domain admins have lost the ability to reason critically. #
  • Oregon: Blue Islands in the Red http://www.oregonlive.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-27/1222271341169900.xml&storylist=#
  • @xenijardin "John, while you have been steadily compiling your works have you happened upon a stubborn fact that wanted to remain u … in reply to xenijardin #
  • The Ultimate Retort when you are being blamed: "No, THAT was Grandpapa" #
  • I think the funniest thing that will happen next February will be the flood of complaints about best buy and their "broken" tvs. #
  • You might think I’m wrong because I want you to have free health care; I think you’re misguided for thinking I don’t deserve it. #
  • @RayS Y’alright? in reply to RayS #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-23

  • It’s a woot off today #
  • I say to you,that if you have never found something so dear and precious to you that you will die for it, then you aren’t fit to live. -MLK #
  • Whoop, big tech mystery solved. Break out the Hamburgers and Hero sandwiches! #
  • Did you ever notice, that when a road has been graded and you drive at the right speed, it sounds like a chorus singing? #
  • @RevNathan I’m far from blameless, but I’m the only one who wants to do anything substantive about it. in reply to RevNathan #
  • @RevNathan That can and has been done, have you ever taken an addictive substance from an addict? #
  • Took down “That Post” it was WAY too personal. #
  • @mollycrabapple It’s a great article, if more tepid and tentative than it needed, like it had been tempered in milk or something in reply to mollycrabapple #
  • For Later viewing http://tinyurl.com/4qy3hm #
  • Also for later: http://tinyurl.com/2xbwec #
  • @wilw I just banned them (crocs) from the house, shoes or sensible sandals pleases in reply to wilw #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-22

  • It was cold as I walked into the office today, I get nostalgic on cold September mornings. I should do something about that. #
  • I missed the Matt Good Concert in London. Matt, come back again real soon, okay? #
  • Time to deliver some tapes. #
  • I’m thinking of making a video tentatively titled “Shirtless and Earnest” can you guess at it’s content? #
  • LoL: “So Freddie Mac paid Davis $2,000,000 because they wanted to be in the warm embrace of Huggy McEjector Seat.” #
  • Fun Tech Mystery on my hands: fire up the Mystery Machine and pass the Scooby Snacks Freddie. #
  • ReTweet: Will Smith and the Scientologists http://tinyurl.com/4ztvr4 #
  • Call Call Call, you know who you are! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-19

  • Finally Saw “Gone, Baby, Gone” WoW, that’s some great movie. Have you seen it? #
  • I wrote a long defense of Ben Affleck. Affleck was the bomb in, <Not Gigli> Yo! #
  • Set up an opentape for locations where I can’t bring in my iPod. #
  • It’s not “write” like a Pirate Day either Wil. LoL #
  • I’ve been reading Canadian Free Press, a full 7/8th of their “writers” are in the USA. I get the idea of foreign content, but really? #
  • Shallow: I won’t vote NDP, I hate Orange. Ultra-Shallow: The Canadian government strongly opposed tougher U.S. rules to prevent listeria #
  • Fellin’ Duuurty, Read the puma08 website. They are either deluded or just in the can for McCain. Either way, Pumas you’re DOOOOOOOOPS! #
  • Canadian Tweeters | If you are a DSL users, what are your speeds like? Who are you “with”? Is there competition in your area? #
  • Not cursing my day. #
  • Switched Phone providers to Primus (Free LD + Free DSL convinced me) #
  • Closed Three tickets… good way to end the week. #
  • tickets clear, callbacks done. #
  • I just had a vicious mojito… I mean, WOOF! Too Strong on the vodka! It was ice cold and nice way to end the day. What are you drinking? #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-09-18

  • Eight flights of Stairs – So out of shape. #
  • London Twitters: Where can I go to take photos in London? What about Videos? #
  • Still no “drugs and/or guns” stories for me?Oh well, maybe I’ll do it as interviews? Craigslist sound good for advertising this? #
  • I have lived cell phone free for over a year. Turns out, I can live without one when I have free LD at home. #
  • “Face it, Barry is too cool to be as much a dipstick as Lieutenant Longface.” #
  • One of my customers just made an amazing meta-joke about my clients; referring to them as “The Boys from Brazil” (My client is HAL) #
  • Guess who “It wasn’t that she was the brightest thing on the horizon, a rising star or anything like that” #

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